In homage to the bank holiday weekend chores....

( jonbontempi Celebrating the fact that it's..., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)

three times a lady

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)

i only want her once

( riverghost has no signature, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)

arse, gob, arse

in that order.
( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:21, archived)

Don't forget to shout ARSE! at her arse for fifteen minutes or so afterwards.
Chicks love it when you keep talking afterwards.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)

As my Rector always said
If doing a choir boy up the wrong 'un, always chat about the weather afterwards.
( riverghost has no signature, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)

"What do you give for a blowjob?"

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)

three hail marys
and a fiver.
( riverghost has no signature, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)

Heh
As I recall the punchline was something like "A kitkat and a bag of crisps, usually".
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)

inflation

( riverghost has no signature, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)

Ah, could be.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)

it's all the sucking you see:P

( riverghost has no signature, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:35, archived)

That reminds me of an old joke.
Apprentice priest is doing confessions for the first time.

First lady walks in and says "I had sex with someone out of wedlock." he gives here ten hail marys and sends her out.

Second lady walks in and says "I had oral sex with someone out of wedlock".

Trainee priest panics and runs outside. The first person he sees is a choirboy, so he asks him "What does the priest give for oral sex?"

"Two mars bars and a coke".
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)

That was the point ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/7069235
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)

Cool, we just totally made a connection.
THIS MEANS I WILL STALK YOU FOREVER
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:34, archived)

*is stalked*
*fears*
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:37, archived)

Can anyone help me? I want to do some heavy breathing over the internet, but I don't know how best to convey it in text.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:42, archived)

hrrrrrrrrrr hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
that's the best I can do.

/first timer
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:47, archived)

haha

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)

why would I spit on her?
Why is my thumb numb
( riverghost has no signature, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)

Up your arse for too long?
You dirty boy?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:24, archived)

Yup that's me
an autopedarist.
( riverghost has no signature, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)

I haven't heard of talk about hommage around here for a long time.
Long enough that no one will know what I'm talking about. Oh well.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:19, archived)

I feel a bit
hom today
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)

IT IS THE WRONG TIME OF DAY TO BUM YOU CONSIDERING THAT I AM COMPLETELY NOT GAY.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)

You have to be either very courageous
or stupid to admit that.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)

why?

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)

I'm not sure, now I've read it again.
I'm probably just not reading things properly and answering them without thinking.

Probably not very advisable.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:28, archived)

which bit?

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:24, archived)

just the
left nipple
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:24, archived)

SEVENTEEN.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)

its
true!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:21, archived)

Gah. Magnolia.
The devil's own spuff.
( i_yam_bucket tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)

What did you do to my weekend
I know I had it a while back.
( riverghost has no signature, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)