i only want her once

( riverghost No man is an island, apart from the Isle of Man, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)

arse, gob, arse

in that order.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:21, archived)

Don't forget to shout ARSE! at her arse for fifteen minutes or so afterwards.
Chicks love it when you keep talking afterwards.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)

As my Rector always said
If doing a choir boy up the wrong 'un, always chat about the weather afterwards.
( riverghost No man is an island, apart from the Isle of Man, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)

"What do you give for a blowjob?"

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)

three hail marys
and a fiver.
( riverghost No man is an island, apart from the Isle of Man, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)

Heh
As I recall the punchline was something like "A kitkat and a bag of crisps, usually".
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)

inflation

( riverghost No man is an island, apart from the Isle of Man, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)

Ah, could be.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)

it's all the sucking you see:P

( riverghost No man is an island, apart from the Isle of Man, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:35, archived)

That reminds me of an old joke.
Apprentice priest is doing confessions for the first time.

First lady walks in and says "I had sex with someone out of wedlock." he gives here ten hail marys and sends her out.

Second lady walks in and says "I had oral sex with someone out of wedlock".

Trainee priest panics and runs outside. The first person he sees is a choirboy, so he asks him "What does the priest give for oral sex?"

"Two mars bars and a coke".
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)

That was the point ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/7069235
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)

Cool, we just totally made a connection.
THIS MEANS I WILL STALK YOU FOREVER
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:34, archived)

*is stalked*
*fears*
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:37, archived)

Can anyone help me? I want to do some heavy breathing over the internet, but I don't know how best to convey it in text.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:42, archived)

hrrrrrrrrrr hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
that's the best I can do.

/first timer
( dbroon hmmm, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:47, archived)

haha

( dbroon hmmm, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)

why would I spit on her?
Why is my thumb numb
( riverghost No man is an island, apart from the Isle of Man, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)

Up your arse for too long?
You dirty boy?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:24, archived)

Yup that's me
an autopedarist.
( riverghost No man is an island, apart from the Isle of Man, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)