it keeps me from having to touch the keyboard
or something
( mediocre I won't rape you, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)

Sounds reasonable
given the average hygiene level of a keyboard.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:34, archived)

It was something that was conjured up ages ago
and I can't remember the direct context, but the image remains
( mediocre I won't rape you, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:54, archived)