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[challenge entry] This pisses me off lotsly.

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:47, archived)
# but I've heard of Wales

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Wales?
In the Tames?
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Yay!
Free pens!
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:48, archived)
# and can i just say thank to cancer research and the RNIB
for keeping me in a constant supply of pens for the last 6 years.

surely though, the RNIB should be sending out braille-punches?
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:51, archived)
# too expensive
they just send out crumbs and glue now
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:52, archived)
# pffft

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:55, archived)
# haha

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I work with a handful of charities
I used to be a committee member at the BHF, I am a governor with the RNLI and I am the secretary of a not-for-profit organisation who build pretty woodland trails for local children to cycle on, and it generally appals me how much is spent on shite.

The sad truth is though that they do get more money back if they send pens out, so it is worth while, but wouldn't it be nice if we just looked after people anyway?
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)
# you are Moira Stuart aicmfp

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)
# my wife gets paid
£140k PA by a Cancer charity as senior finance director. Even though it's about two thirds what she would get in the sector were she to go to Delloites ( they have been headhunting her for 4 years ) the fact is a hell of a lot gets swallowed in admin. ( Mind you, she hands out £10M a year )
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)
# can I have your wife?
I'll buy her a Creme Egg and stuff
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Hey, you can have her.
Her fucking annual shoe bill must be twice that the Imelda Marcos impersonating bitch.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:03, archived)
# *emails thread to mrs pasnonic*

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)
# haha, that's the other thing
they put her in charge of the IT department ( as in boss of the two beardy fuckwits in the basement )

She spends all day ringing me about stuff so when she asks them to do something she does not look like an idiot. Good luck with that mail, she'll probably think it's a bill for shoes and forward it to me.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:21, archived)
# :O
fuck me, no wonder they have to ask for money
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)
# That's what you think
She really leaves the house in a business suit (with an apple in her briefcase) and sits in the library all day
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I expect that would involve
more work.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:08, archived)
# back in the before time, the long-long ago
I was involved in the Rock N Roll Loony Party, and did a lot of stuff for the RNIB.

One time, i abseiled down our town's tallest building for charity (got a grand out of the mob from our pub), after borrowing one of the loony party candidate's bullhorns.

in retrospect, "SHITTING CHRIST, YOU SHOULD SEE THE VIEW FROM UP HERE" wasn't the best thing to go out live on the local radio coverage.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)
# yes it was

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:13, archived)
# the RNLI is my fave charity

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Fucking "charities"

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Do they exist?

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:51, archived)
# i like the wspa ads
its the only time you get to see dancing bears on the telly now.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:51, archived)
# i saw a dancing bear once
it just stood there shaking and moaning, and shuffling it's feet


fucking rip off
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:53, archived)
# was it on day release?

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)
# no, young padawan.
that was a goth.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:55, archived)
# i very nearly choked on my drink then :)

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)
# does the term 'hamtoucher' work for reposted text?
=)
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:55, archived)
# it's not in it's own thread
so no :)
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)
# ;)

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Sounds like the bear's ripped off my act.
Bastard.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)
# hahahaha

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:52, archived)
# yay
america!
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:55, archived)
# That deserves this woo:

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)
# did you shop that?
or did you physically apply tipex to the screen?

:D
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Can you see the white on the image?
My monitors are cheap, so I can't. But it is shopped.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)
# :D
ha ha

yeah, it's a bit seamy
but all the mre homebrew-tastic because of it :)
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)
# seals....
.... thats what makes me pay up 2 quid a month.

its almost fucking blackmail.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I don't like abortion


it's a bugger to get the blood out of your clothes
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Yeah but it provides
student with the precious sustainants they so badly need.

Lick the bowl anyone?
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Send just 3 pound a month to
Sponsor a mad bear.

You'll get your certificate
A picture
And a mad bear.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)