KY Jelly is shit.
Lube shouldn't be sticky.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:10, archived)

a good point
well put.
i hear astro glide is good
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)

Not bad at all.

( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)

Bah, Vaseline works
and you can pretend to have a good excuse for owning it when relatives come over and decide to rifle through your bathroom
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)

Doesn't it eat latex?

( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)

any oil based lubes do

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)

yep
and I find it still too sticky. It's okay for anal.
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)

Saliva is best.

( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)

my saliva is not slidy enough
maybe I am an alien
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)

I think it's a definite possibility.

( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:32, archived)

hock up a green phlegm gem and mix that in

(waxdart - back to it, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:29, archived)

Well I only really use it for things that don't carry a pregnancy risk
So I'm fine. I'm safe on the STDs front too.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)

Why do you need an excuse?
It's lube - for fucking. Need to know anything else, Grandma?
( Dixon tired. so very, very tired., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:39, archived)

*mental hug*

( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:42, archived)

WD-40, every time
certainly gets them started...
( The Great Architect is a Janet & John fan, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)

ah but
it doesn't damage or rip condoms!!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)

Neither does good lube!
you're thinking of crocodiles.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)

Ahahhahahaha!
Lubes and Crocs should not be confused!
( Sunburnt Tiger buy Space Captain Smith damnit!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:18, archived)

durex do a lube
but i've not tried it myself, it's a warming cinnoman so they say.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)

I've an organic nettle one that I was considering trying tonight

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)

I tend to go for the cheese 'n' onion.

( Sea Tramp having to reapply for own job, and is shit at it, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)

Good plan
I really don't recommend the salt and vinegar.
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:25, archived)

*winces*

( Sea Tramp having to reapply for own job, and is shit at it, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)

Plus if you get the Walkers one
it's the wrong colour
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:29, archived)

Exactly,
How do you know which flavour they are? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
(monkdagola words delude me, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)

*urticates*

( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)

thrash you tackle with real nettles before you use it.

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)

Then slap on some new "natures vaseline" now with exfoliating sand granules

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)

that sounds like a winning product in my book
i'm willing to give you the full £50,000 but for a 25% stake in the company.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)

Sounds like we've got a deal

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)

I haven't tried the warming one.
The normal one's alright though.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)

warming is ace
mint is less good if you get it on any especially sensitive areas.
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:24, archived)

the warming one didn't seem to do anything
I found the tingly mint is quite good though!
(thistle, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)

you must have genitals of STEEL
can I kick you in them?
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)

*builds model ship*

(monkdagola words delude me, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)

I've never used it
Durex Play is good
( SexFace You're all cunts, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)

as long as it's not the 'tingle' one
cold bits.
*shudders at unsexy memory*
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)

i would hope not
:)
( onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)

*doesn't see 'shit' on the list of ingredients*

( The Great Architect is a Janet & John fan, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)

Well they're lying.
It's at least half excrement.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:16, archived)

margarine works for me
(pdjpdj, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)