durex do a lube
but i've not tried it myself, it's a warming cinnoman so they say.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)

I've an organic nettle one that I was considering trying tonight

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)

I tend to go for the cheese 'n' onion.

( Sea Tramp having to reapply for own job, and is shit at it, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)

Good plan
I really don't recommend the salt and vinegar.
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:25, archived)

*winces*

( Sea Tramp having to reapply for own job, and is shit at it, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)

Plus if you get the Walkers one
it's the wrong colour
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:29, archived)

Exactly,
How do you know which flavour they are? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
(monkdagola words delude me, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)

*urticates*

( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)

thrash you tackle with real nettles before you use it.

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)

Then slap on some new "natures vaseline" now with exfoliating sand granules

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)

that sounds like a winning product in my book
i'm willing to give you the full £50,000 but for a 25% stake in the company.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)

Sounds like we've got a deal

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)

I haven't tried the warming one.
The normal one's alright though.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)

warming is ace
mint is less good if you get it on any especially sensitive areas.
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:24, archived)

the warming one didn't seem to do anything
I found the tingly mint is quite good though!
(thistle, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)

you must have genitals of STEEL
can I kick you in them?
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)