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( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:43, archived)

hahahahh
the last bit made me chuckle
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:44, archived)

^that with free shampoo

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:45, archived)

lmao
legendary
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:44, archived)

Wonder Bra.
yes wonder where the fluck those lovely boobs went to...!!!!!!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:45, archived)

that's ace
/got fooled last weekend blog
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:46, archived)

You mean she
turned out to be a man?
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)

ha ha

( naD, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:46, archived)

How does one go about shoving said object down one's 'crotch'
I got nothing in my pants.

er.

hmm.

*cries*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:47, archived)

you are action man
aicmfp
( naD, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:48, archived)

Yeh I looked too :(
flat arse as well.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)

You've got loads in your pants.
Loads and loads. Like a dragon. Keeping it's treasure....in it's pants.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:48, archived)

cor!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)

blimey!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:52, archived)

He shouldn't wander about in underwear and expect me not to have a damn good look.
It's my job.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:53, archived)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:04, archived)

:D
you know wonderbras are lying anyway, they don'y do them up to some ridiculous size like a D or something.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:47, archived)

they won;t be lying then,
all they'll be doing then is creating a shelf.
(DMQOB, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:49, archived)

A shelf of small boobs.
Humble ones, apparently.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:51, archived)

not in a D cup they aren't,
what with that being quite an ample bust size.

And here's me thinking not everyone on b3ta was a pasty geek who's never met a girl....
(DMQOB, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:52, archived)

I am a girl.
Thank you.

So I know about tits.

And here's me thinking people knew how to look at someone's profile.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)

heh
the anger!
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:48, archived)

ha ha!
compo it!
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:58, archived)

Oh aye, thanks!
(I was distracted by teh boobs!)
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:00, archived)

Woo and Yay
And the last bit made me laugh myself silly.....nearly.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:00, archived)

Truthful and judgemental!
I love it.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:06, archived)

Hey!
...I quite like smaller ones!
( Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 19:30, archived)