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(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:47, archived)

What's a flid?
edit: I feel silly now. I actually knew that, just wondering what his nibs up there ^ thought a flid was. Thanks to all you lovely people anyway. *mwah*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:47, archived)

thalidomide.
Shortened to flid. A term for someone a bit physically disabled, although used for the mentally disabled also.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:49, archived)

hey loveliness
look here

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/faelondon.jpg
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)

It's a me!
Being all me like!

I remember us going 'ooooh' at the big electronic sign things.

Must do it again sometime.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:59, archived)

I know
How provincial of us :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:00, archived)

Pfft, I don;t care
I know I'm a village bird!

Right, I must love and leave you, as I'm off home to try and fix the shitting computer. Much love, my expatriated darling!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:03, archived)

*waves*
tra bird!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:04, archived)

to do with the heavy use of the drug thalidomide
during pregnancies in the 50s and 60s. It was believed to be beneficial but in the end it created a lot of kids with mutated limbs.

even tho i hate wikipedia...
(bigolslabomeat, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:56, archived)

aye
but the insult came from there, dinnit?

I got called it at school... bastards.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:01, archived)

Heard another joke....
possibly from the B3ta joke book...Three women in the waiting room of a prenatal clinic...All knitting cardies for their little ones to be-
The first mother takes a vitamin c pill-"Well i wan't my baby to be bright and intelligent"
The second mother takes a calcium pill-"Well I want my baby to have strong bones"
The third mother takes a thalidomide pain killer-The other mums look on in horror she replies"Well i can't do arms"...
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:09, archived)

a flid....
Whats the smallest pub in the world...
"The Thalidomide Arms"--Ie Flid...
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:49, archived)

You put it on the top of a
fliquor bottle.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)

an insult from the 1970s and 1980s,
and I'm not sure of it's relevance in this case.
(DMQOB, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:51, archived)

Not an insult,
a morning sickness control pill that caused deformities in children, the most famous of which was underdeveloped limbs. I believe it's a reference to not being able to reach the top shelf.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:52, archived)

and also a term which was used during the 70s and 80s
as an insult.

Admittedly derived from the afore mentioned explaination you gave.
(DMQOB, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)

thanks for explaining the 'top shelf' thing, I was wondering the reference/relevance myself like DMQOB
/I'm a thicko blog
( The Great Architect, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)

They didn't use 'flid' to treat mothers though.
So that word is an insult.

Apparently it's why a lot of pregnant ladies suffering with pregnancy sickness don't get medicated, as they're unsure of the risk. Bless them.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)

it's still prescribed in third world countries
by money making pharmaceutical companies
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:55, archived)

Flid isn't!
Thalidomide is.

Or am I wrong.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:55, archived)

you are right.
What with calling someone a Flid being massively insulting.

Some would say on a par with producing pictures above 5k and posting them on b3ta.
(DMQOB, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:57, archived)

50k

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:57, archived)

Oh and hello
In re to our breast conversation- I am a girl, thank you. With real tits all of my very own to form my opinion on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)

not at all, I was agreeing with you

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:10, archived)

It's also used in western nations
for other treatments unrelated to pregnancy.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:01, archived)

Fair point

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:57, archived)

I think it's cos
they can't reach the top shelf.

Ha ha etc.
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:53, archived)

ahhh,
I see, it's all become HILARIOUS then.
(DMQOB, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)

That's the spirit!
Now stitch those sides back up, you're shedding organs all over the floor.
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:57, archived)

..

( The Great Architect, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:52, archived)

ahaha

(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:52, archived)

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)

yes, yes it is...
but lets see ZOO try and print it...
( The Great Architect, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:55, archived)

haha
I'm sending it in!
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:01, archived)

If they do, I'll personally donate one of my Kidneys to you

( The Great Architect, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:04, archived)

I'll buy a nice
chianti in anticipation!
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:07, archived)

Better make it my Liver then...

( The Great Architect, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:08, archived)

I was hoping you'd say that.*
*Pudding, chips peas 'n' gravy will do
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:10, archived)

*joins in*

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:57, archived)

pfft!

( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:02, archived)

Hahaha
lookup:P
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:11, archived)

heh,
SNAP!
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:14, archived)

lmao

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:41, archived)

hehehe

( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:00, archived)

OMG
very good...but weird
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:04, archived)

...
Flidier Drogba??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)

Magnificent!

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:13, archived)

I dont know quite what to say

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:47, archived)

google images!
save yourself £4 something
( naD, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:48, archived)

those guys look like they buy lots of porn

(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:48, archived)

nope,
don't get it.
(DMQOB, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)

is it time for an explanation of the proper use of the term "flid"
?
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:51, archived)

hahaha
"Click for bigger" is a 230kb bmp version with the same physical dimensions. Now that's funny :)
( mofaha, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:51, archived)

Heh
I hope to god that's intentional.
( naeonlite, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 19:27, archived)

haha
the fools! use the t'internet!!
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)