Absolutely shameless...
Thought there'd be more Carlsberg spoofs?



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( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:49, archived)

haha
vehr clever
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:49, archived)

suck up

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:50, archived)

You can talk.

(Procligy69 tomy testosterone tits, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:53, archived)

it's not me this time.

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:54, archived)

What's the one
behind scat porn?
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:51, archived)

dead people sex
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:54, archived)

bestiality

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:55, archived)

*fwaps*

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)

i've heard that gets a bit ruff,
is it good?
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 19:02, archived)

You are an employee of either Carlsberg, Google or B3ta
aicmfp
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:52, archived)

What's B3ta?

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:53, archived)

not as good as it used to be ;)

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:55, archived)

No, you've confused B3TA with Viz there mate.
Easily done though :D
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:56, archived)

Some sort of paedophile web ring
that creates advertising for Virgin on demand.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:56, archived)

where do I sign up?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:56, archived)

Right here
They have a links board
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
And an image board:
www.zooweekly.co.uk/
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:59, archived)

aha!
www.b3ta.com/cunt.php
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 19:02, archived)

:(
i pressed it

/idiot blog
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 19:05, archived)

hehehe, that'd be the talk board

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 19:08, archived)

shame their lager is rather pants

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)

My GCSE Art piece had Carlberg** logo upon it.
Result: Best GCSE art final results in the world: 100%*


*Absolut truth.
**needs an "s"
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 19:09, archived)

Probably because you spelt it wrong.

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 19:12, archived)

probably a reference to the vodka

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 19:21, archived)

What can I say..
I was in a rush.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 19:22, archived)

What a perfectly cromulent image.

( Grampa, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 19:13, archived)

Safari?

( drunkenoaf, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 19:30, archived)