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[challenge entry] Not me of course, I lost my virginity when I was 12!
scoutmaster/vicar/teacher joke goes here


(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:41, archived)
# *clicks*

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:41, archived)
# There's a battle going on under my monitor right now


I'm never getting laid again....
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:53, archived)
# I'll fuck you.







PSYCH!

He really should be taking more care of his cover.


(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# They can't hit a barn door at ten paces


he's safe
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# ^this

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:23, archived)
# And worrying about that tiny AT-AT behind him.

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:35, archived)
#
again
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
that's pretty bad ;D

that AT-AT is miles away!
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I know... I know...

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:00, archived)
# that
is the gayest chewbacca ever
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)
# hahahah this ^
love his handbag!
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha
fuck all of you, I love it
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# It was a mouthful of Hans spunk
that made him talk that way.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:08, archived)
# ^this

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# ^ that

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# ^yes!

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:11, archived)
# My original AT-AT and 12" Boba Fett (with the bag thing) are in the loft
but only while we try and sell the house, then they'll be back in my work room :D
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)
# my boy now has my ATAT, he's pretty much thrashed it

remind me to belt him
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:08, archived)
# haha!
this is a star trekwars toy even i'd buy.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:21, archived)
# i'd give you head
but thats it
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:59, archived)
# head you say....

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Haha, how geeky?
*wants*
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)
# I'm so attracted to you right now

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha I can keep shooting until the battery runs out
it's like a Hasbro workshop round here
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Dont ever grow up!

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# NEVAH!!!!

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Lemme try and negotiate mortality with God....

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:16, archived)
# what about me!
ill put a chewy down my pants!
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Chicks dig comedy

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# consider me laid







*patent pending
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:18, archived)
# he's vastly out numbered!
good thing those storm troopers can't shoot for shit.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)
# That Stormtrooper bending down at the front is going "damn, shoelaces"!

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# no, he's picking up my dignity

;)
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Looks more like a nectar card.

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Thats awsome
My Hansolo is trying to shoot my r2-potato in the head, getting chased by a kubricks jawa
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:28, archived)
# hahaha

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Seriously
Jelouse of your desktop
(wants a stormtrooper lifesize cut out to guard her room)
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:35, archived)
# one day... one day.......... I'm going to buy me a suit and join the Southern California Stormtrooper Garrison

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Viewsonic FTW!

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:29, archived)
# I don't get it.
AKA RIS?
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:42, archived)
# meaning you have lego?

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:44, archived)
# I knew someone would make that joke
I have LEGO, like the LEGO games and I'm not a virgin. Hence I don't get the (assumed) joke?
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:45, archived)
# You are being arsier than I, even.
Calm yourself down you wee retard.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)
# I wasn't holding it in the first place


baddum-tish
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:45, archived)
# arghhhhhhhhhhhhh

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)
# 1:26
www.youtube.com/watch?v=btznfgF--_I&mode=related&search=
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)
# both of them are fantastic games
Perfect multiplayer fun for me and the missus.
We then go and fuck like bunnies.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Heheheheh.. This ^
Along with Pro Evolution soccer it's the only console game my missus will play :)
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:45, archived)
# ooo...I play Doom on multiplayer mode
with teh boyfriend

he likes to shoot me down at the first opportunity :P
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:52, archived)
# You therefore have a fine lady
I fucking love pro evo.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# best i get
is the missus playing mario kart on an emulator with me.

well, technically it's teletubby kart but still
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:08, archived)
# that's a mental image i could have done without

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:52, archived)
# ^

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I dress up as Princess Leia
and she dresses up like Han Solo
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)
# ok, it's getting better now


pic links?
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# If you where from Hull
you'd have to add 'goat' to that list
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:44, archived)
# i keep my virginity in a jar

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Best put something in the jar to preserve it
Its beginning to smell a bit rank
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)
# So no legover then?

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:51, archived)
# shit
don't remind me!
(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:58, archived)
# You have the best Board Sig I've seen.

(, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)