It'll go straight to me hips

Bindun yet?

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( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 1:47, archived)

Blergh!
Just give me a can of normal Fosters.
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 1:49, archived)

i prefer hard liquor
give me a can of vodka any day!
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 1:50, archived)

Sorry but Fosters is like rooting in a canoe.....
fucking close to water!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 1:52, archived)

I physically lol'd at this.
I am ashamed.
( King Garry of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 2:03, archived)

not as ashamed
as the makers of fosters are!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 2:05, archived)

There isnt enough shame in the Kingdom Of Swandanavia
to match the shame they should feel for peddling Kangaroo Pisswater
( King Garry of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 2:09, archived)

they dont even sell it here any more
export only!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 2:17, archived)

WHISKAY!

(just_steve, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 1:53, archived)

Glenmorangie
is the way to go.
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 1:54, archived)

of course
even though it is the drink of choice of Connor Macleod (tm).
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 1:58, archived)

that's mostly why.

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 1:59, archived)

ah.
you too are a sad, easily influenced geek.

i take it that you only like the 1st film?
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 2:01, archived)

I like that fosters
it is nice if I have to drive
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 1:53, archived)

I have no opinion on Fosters
but I do have an opinion on bed time...which is now

'night b3ta
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 1:56, archived)

I'll second that.
Night b3ta!
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 1:58, archived)

text on

( Hummel has had balls removed, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 2:23, archived)

I'm currently drinking a budvar slush-puppie
(left it in the freezer too long :-)
(horRidM casual lurker, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 2:29, archived)

hahahaaa
been there
( Hummel has had balls removed, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 2:37, archived)

what, in my freezer?
you're not that baby I chopped up are you?
(horRidM casual lurker, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 2:56, archived)

could be worse - could be VB i suppose!

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 2:55, archived)