I physically lol'd at this.
I am ashamed.
( King Garry I of Swandanavia - Proud owner of the World's First Flong Changed at the request of the eloquent Gilgamesh., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 2:03, archived)

not as ashamed
as the makers of fosters are!
( Zank Frappa and the homeless fucks!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 2:05, archived)

There isnt enough shame in the Kingdom Of Swandanavia
to match the shame they should feel for peddling Kangaroo Pisswater
( King Garry I of Swandanavia - Proud owner of the World's First Flong Changed at the request of the eloquent Gilgamesh., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 2:09, archived)

they dont even sell it here any more
export only!
( Zank Frappa and the homeless fucks!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 2:17, archived)