I wish I could buy a small car
I like little micras, my mum's got one.

not that I have a car, but when I do I need one at least big enough in the arse to carry around a 10.5 stone bass amp.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)

My micra is wonderful
Has never let me down. Not that I can drive it mind, but it's never let me down just sitting there.
( Mrs Trellis +1, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)

They're just such friendly looking cars!

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)

i'm selling my car Daewoo Lanos
£700 ONO
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)

you're always selling you're car
And I never have a license!

Eventually. I'm getting a garage now (if we get this house) so I'll be able to get a car whilst only being slightly shafted on the insurance.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)

it's my mums fault
she promised to sell me her car back in january. and finally i'm getting it next week!

mothers eh?
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)

My mum promised me driving lessons for my 21st birthday.
I'm 23 in November.

:D Bless her.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)

you've been taking driving lessons for 2 years!
christ, how thick are you?

*runs again*

ah, fuck it, i'm knackered!
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)

You're such a sod.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)