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(songsforeveryone, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:00, archived)

hell yeah!
i brought some pj tops from primark they burst into flames after 2 washes
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:01, archived)

had you washed them in holy water?

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:03, archived)

yeah, well
I bought some undies from primark and they reached escape velocity then tore apart in space before I even got to wear them*


*may contain traces of lies
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:04, archived)

my primark jeans don't wear along the waistband
because I accidentally tore it off as soon as I put them on after one wash.

still use em though.

too cheap for the evil to put me off.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:03, archived)

They Just opened across the Shopping centre from where I work
(New look if you care) And have brought in loads more custom for us, people go in and see all the cheap crappy looking clothes and come over to us instead for cheap good clothes.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:03, archived)

New Look vs Primark?
Isn't that a bit like being asked if you want ot be shot or stabbed? Up the arse?
( Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)

You work in New Look?
I've never seen a boy work there EVER.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:07, archived)

Yeah, but I am ace
my job is to chat up women
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:10, archived)

They sell boys clothes
in some stores now.

But they're rubbish... or I'm too old. One of the two
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)

Not in my one
Girls only. Oh its a hard life sometimes.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)

You're too rubbish.
AICMFP
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:18, archived)

which shopping centre do you work in?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)

um, the river gate.
you stalker
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)

That's not entirely fair.
Primark's good for...er...um....

As you were.
( Afinkawan, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)

It's the final stage of the rise of consumerism
Disposable clothes.
(Mahakala, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)