Tesco Fuel

(moffatt, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:55, archived)

is it tuesday again?

( Dont point it at your face ....there was another cylinder came last night, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:55, archived)

The Easter holidays
are like an endless Tuesday.
( wheelybird *unemployed*, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:57, archived)

*For your crimes against the internets I sentence you to enternal Tuesday*

( We are the lemon God save little shops, china cups and virginity., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:59, archived)

No!
I choose LIMBO instead.

Limbo-limbo, thruppleparty limbo-blast! Dance skeety, dance skeety, limbo-ba-wa cavorty splot.
( wheelybird *unemployed*, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:00, archived)

I've only just come online and now i have to head for the bunker...FUCK


*lights stove
"cuppa char anyone?"
( Hummel Salvation, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)

we really should get DSL installed in the bunker one day soon...

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:59, archived)

asl?
lolsomg etc
( Hummel Salvation, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:01, archived)

ladyboy/22/phillipines

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:02, archived)

Anyone got any tissues...or a sock?
I just shot my......

( Hummel Salvation, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:05, archived)

I say old bean
good shot

Bloody job, or it would've been all over ones helmet.
( Ann Bumpzedazey, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:25, archived)

horlicks for me please

( Dont point it at your face ....there was another cylinder came last night, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:00, archived)

Why the fuck would I travel
an extra 300 yards if the price is the same?
( harpski, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:57, archived)

The power of God's lethargic eye
will compel you.
( wheelybird *unemployed*, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)

lethargic lazy

I like the idea the god has a lazy eye.
( We are the lemon God save little shops, china cups and virginity., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:59, archived)

God is crazy.

( wheelybird *unemployed*, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:02, archived)

hahaha what a wonderful thought

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:03, archived)

hahahahahaha
i wish there was a clicky thing on this. and i don't care if it's a repost because i've never seen it before and i love it.
(boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:10, archived)

Hoorays!
It's good taste like yours that will save the interwebs.
( wheelybird *unemployed*, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:11, archived)

hahahaha
Majestic.
( We are the lemon God save little shops, china cups and virginity., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:18, archived)

I was thinking the same... and then I was distracted by a loud noise

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)

was it your brain
falling out your arse in despair?
( Dont point it at your face ....there was another cylinder came last night, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:00, archived)

That noise is indicitive of the End of teh Internets

( Hummel Salvation, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:00, archived)

Shell is a fair bit more round these parts
and they don't give me Clubcard points which I make a point of only spending on sweets and toys
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:01, archived)

or sweet toys

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:02, archived)

Facts^

( Hummel Salvation, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:02, archived)

Round these parts
the Shell garages tend to be 1 or 2p a litre dearer.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:03, archived)

I'm afraid I don't know what in the name of Satan's hoary sack you're on about here.

( kinks Speak up Brown - you're through, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:26, archived)