Side effects may include


Waste of the waist . . .
( Valin . . . Asleep at the Dream . . ., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:15, archived)

Fuck her up the fucking arse.

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:16, archived)

that's not a very nice thing to say, now is it

( M3Essential 's bangin' Justine Bateman... mnnnnnnnn, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:18, archived)

Depends what she's in to I suppose.

( riverghost has no signature, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)

holding hands and long walks on the beach

( M3Essential 's bangin' Justine Bateman... mnnnnnnnn, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:21, archived)

and filthy dirty bum sex

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:21, archived)

stop pissing on my arse

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:22, archived)

you too, date Mr.Horrible

( M3Essential 's bangin' Justine Bateman... mnnnnnnnn, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:24, archived)

i once thought about it

but he and i didnt connect
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:26, archived)

still, we tried

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:31, archived)

and extreme buggery, we hope

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:22, archived)

embrace your latent homo-erotic desires

and just date a man, all the bum sex you want
( M3Essential 's bangin' Justine Bateman... mnnnnnnnn, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:23, archived)

I prefer teh bumsex with women

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:29, archived)

*backs against the wall*

( in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:47, archived)

My mind must be going in tangents now
Coz I'm now thinking of the song 'Together on the Sand' by NOFX.

The lyrics go:

Together on the sand.
We stood hand in hand.
On the beach from.
She smiled at me.
I tightly held her hand.
I had my fingers up her.
Country music playing on the radio.
So we turned it off.
We went down to the water.
Where she grabbed on to my honker.
The waves swept us away.
Waaa ha ha.
Waaa ha ha.
[Cheesy jazz chord end]
( riverghost has no signature, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:23, archived)

as she grabbed on to my honker
a wave swept us a way...

EDIT: Ohh, teh whole thing.
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:26, archived)

I had to add (as I omitted it)
Country music playing on the radio so we turned it off.
( riverghost has no signature, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:28, archived)

Is that a wierd shaped moolie?

( riverghost has no signature, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:16, archived)

stretch marks

( Pedro Hin xxx, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:17, archived)

We do have a bottle opener you know?!

( riverghost has no signature, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)

great googly moogly!

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)

does this also work on jpeg artifacts?

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)