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Waste of the waist . . .

From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:15, archived)

Fuck her up the fucking arse.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:16, archived)

that's not a very nice thing to say, now is it

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:18, archived)

Depends what she's in to I suppose.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)

holding hands and long walks on the beach

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:21, archived)

and filthy dirty bum sex

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:21, archived)

stop pissing on my arse

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:22, archived)

you too, date Mr.Horrible

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:24, archived)

i once thought about it

but he and i didnt connect
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:26, archived)

still, we tried

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:31, archived)

and extreme buggery, we hope

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:22, archived)

embrace your latent homo-erotic desires

and just date a man, all the bum sex you want
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:23, archived)

I prefer teh bumsex with women

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:29, archived)

*backs against the wall*

( in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:47, archived)

My mind must be going in tangents now
Coz I'm now thinking of the song 'Together on the Sand' by NOFX.

The lyrics go:

Together on the sand.
We stood hand in hand.
On the beach from.
She smiled at me.
I tightly held her hand.
I had my fingers up her.
Country music playing on the radio.
So we turned it off.
We went down to the water.
Where she grabbed on to my honker.
The waves swept us away.
Waaa ha ha.
Waaa ha ha.
[Cheesy jazz chord end]
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:23, archived)

as she grabbed on to my honker
a wave swept us a way...

EDIT: Ohh, teh whole thing.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:26, archived)

I had to add (as I omitted it)
Country music playing on the radio so we turned it off.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:28, archived)

Is that a wierd shaped moolie?

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:16, archived)

stretch marks

( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:17, archived)

We do have a bottle opener you know?!

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)

great googly moogly!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)

does this also work on jpeg artifacts?

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)