My mind must be going in tangents now
Coz I'm now thinking of the song 'Together on the Sand' by NOFX.

The lyrics go:

Together on the sand.
We stood hand in hand.
On the beach from.
She smiled at me.
I tightly held her hand.
I had my fingers up her.
Country music playing on the radio.
So we turned it off.
We went down to the water.
Where she grabbed on to my honker.
The waves swept us away.
Waaa ha ha.
Waaa ha ha.
[Cheesy jazz chord end]
( riverghost No man is an island, apart from the Isle of Man, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:23, archived)

as she grabbed on to my honker
a wave swept us a way...

EDIT: Ohh, teh whole thing.
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:26, archived)

I had to add (as I omitted it)
Country music playing on the radio so we turned it off.
( riverghost No man is an island, apart from the Isle of Man, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:28, archived)