What the Government SHOULD be spending money on telling us:

( Guy Incognito How's my posting? Call 0800-EAT-SHIT, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:48, archived)

i was very upset when my kid came out ginger

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)

Not half as upset as the kid...
:(
( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)

So was yer ma

( 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)

rik? is that you?

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:53, archived)

sorry about that

( mongychops, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:51, archived)

it was my fault
:(
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)

is that mick hucknal as a baby?
woo
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)

I have dark hair and my husband has dark hair
My daughter is a ginger. I am proud to be the mother of a Northern ginger!
( in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)

What colour hair...
... does your milkman have?
( Guy Incognito How's my posting? Call 0800-EAT-SHIT, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:51, archived)

*chokes*

(monkdagola words delude me, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:53, archived)

arf!

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:53, archived)

*raises middle finger*
I buy my milk from the supermarket :P
( in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:53, archived)

What colour hair does your supermarket have?

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)

Tesco value stripy hair

( in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)

:)

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:56, archived)

hahaha!

( god save the queen CODIFEST http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12608, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:57, archived)

Every little helps...

( The Great Architect wishes he could make movie clips, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)

then why you were there you shagged the ginger milkie?

( M3Essential, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)

You make no sense
You are a nonsense
( in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 21:00, archived)

You've called the child "middle finger"?
: )
( Guy Incognito How's my posting? Call 0800-EAT-SHIT, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)

Hahaha
You're funny, I like you!
( in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)

Erm, not 100% sure if you're being sarcastic or not...
... but this is B3TA so will assume you are, with a vengeance.
( Guy Incognito How's my posting? Call 0800-EAT-SHIT, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)

Noooo
I was being truthful :(
( in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 21:15, archived)

Erm, not 100% sure if you're being sarcastic or not...
... but this is B3TA so will assume you are, with a vengeance.

Sorry, can't talk - have text to put on an image.
( Guy Incognito How's my posting? Call 0800-EAT-SHIT, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 21:17, archived)

*snorfle*

(monkdagola words delude me, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 21:06, archived)

I'm shocked

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)

Is that TuTT?

( SexFace a haaaaaaaaaandbag?, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)

hahah
zing
(Foo_Kinnell Apparently HappyToast is really that good!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)