What the Government SHOULD be spending money on telling us:


From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:48, archived)

i was very upset when my kid came out ginger

( mictoboy, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)

Not half as upset as the kid...
:(
( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)

So was yer ma

( 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)

rik? is that you?

( mictoboy, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:53, archived)

sorry about that

( mongychops would walk 500 miles, and i would walk 500 more, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:51, archived)

it was my fault
:(
( mictoboy, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)

is that mick hucknal as a baby?
woo
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)

I have dark hair and my husband has dark hair
My daughter is a ginger. I am proud to be the mother of a Northern ginger!
( in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)

What colour hair...
... does your milkman have?
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:51, archived)

*chokes*

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:53, archived)

arf!

( mictoboy, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:53, archived)

*raises middle finger*
I buy my milk from the supermarket :P
( in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:53, archived)

What colour hair does your supermarket have?

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)

Tesco value stripy hair

( in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)

:)

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:56, archived)

hahaha!

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:57, archived)

Every little helps...

( The Great Architect, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)

then why you were there you shagged the ginger milkie?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)

You make no sense
You are a nonsense
( in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 21:00, archived)

You've called the child "middle finger"?
: )
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Wed 11 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)

Hahaha
You're funny, I like you!
( in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)

Erm, not 100% sure if you're being sarcastic or not...
... but this is B3TA so will assume you are, with a vengeance.
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Wed 11 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)

Noooo
I was being truthful :(
( in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 21:15, archived)

Erm, not 100% sure if you're being sarcastic or not...
... but this is B3TA so will assume you are, with a vengeance.

Sorry, can't talk - have text to put on an image.
( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Wed 11 Apr 2007, 21:17, archived)

*snorfle*

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 21:06, archived)

I'm shocked

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)

Is that TuTT?

( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)

hahah
zing
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)