Self help for chavs..

OH YES!

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( Jahled extraordinaire®, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:05, archived)

ban fox hunting
save the bullets and hunt th chavs instead
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:06, archived)

Dogs

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:07, archived)

OOH YES!

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:08, archived)

fuckin hate chav cunts
more of this please!
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:08, archived)

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:11, archived)

With rusty glass!

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:08, archived)

What is Andy Pandy doing chavved up on the right there?

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:07, archived)

Fiddling with someone else's car keys in his pocket I suspect

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:14, archived)

Why are they always Ginger?
I have a theory. There are an above average quota of Ginger chavs (both male and female), I think that perhaps because anti-ginger prejudice is ingrained into society they somehow feel inadequate and so try to make up for it by being violent, loud and flashy (and sluttish for the females)


Also this explains why Chavs are usually short and ugly.



/edit- I base this on absolutely nothing.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:09, archived)

Oi!

I'm a Chav, yet I dress well, am polite and respectful, am not ginger, loud nor flashy. I dress in clothes made of natural fibres and...

Hold on. I'm not a Chav at all, am I? Bastard parents have been lying to me again. Grrrr.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:11, archived)

CHAV!
*Points*
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:12, archived)

........
You're not a ..... HIPPY are you?
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:13, archived)

Free love, dude?

Peace.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:14, archived)

Hippies killed my father, and raped my mother!








probably... I haven't seen them since teatime.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:18, archived)

You haven't seen them since teatime?
What could the hippies have been up to, hiding from you since teatime? Up to no good I'll warrant.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:20, archived)

Problee making them smoke dirty hippy drugs
according to this:

www.b3ta.com/links/Donatello_smurfs_baby_Kermit_and_Garfield_tell_you_why_drugs_are_bad
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:24, archived)

It's all the result of the media
vilifying the middle classes
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:09, archived)

or just pikeys that insist on wearing burberry
whilst smashing glass bottles in the streets at night and stealing ol granny purses

/chavsareallcunts blog
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:12, archived)

^ this
although haven't had any chav-related trouble since I became bigger than them at age 17, so I dunno.

Still it's intimidating to have a bunch of people standing around shouting things at people that walk past
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:15, archived)

sod it, it's too late,
nuke it from the atmosphere
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:14, archived)

The company won't go for this..

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:19, archived)

Yeah but it's a dry heat
Chavs are annoying twats but at least you know you could
deck one without breaking a sweat.

A life style of alchopop and fried shit does not a threat make.
( oAmadeuso Godot still isn't coming., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:56, archived)