From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:33, archived)

this is a help guide for..
daddy?
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:36, archived)

erm
what?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:37, archived)

daddy's bad, he's bad, he knows it

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:38, archived)

*grabs own testicles*
Eehee.

well done
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:40, archived)

sha-mon!

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)

A bit of a niche market
only selling to one of Michael Jackson's children ;)
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)

aha
Speculate to accumulate.

Being a child of Jackson, she/he will require a new sanitised copy every day of hers/his life.

*profits*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)