Just say what you see......



quick, dirty, but girthy as fck!

From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)

is that pachey?

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)

you wish

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:52, archived)

where is pachey btw?
she's tantalisingly close to 7000
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:52, archived)

'ello
Has she not done her 7k yet? She was going to do that last thursday
I think she's hiding
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:53, archived)

ello stranger
you been on holiday?

no, I just checked, she's still got a few to go. I for one, am rather excited.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:55, archived)

Yea I've been up manchester way for a few days
It was a welcome break.
How was your easter?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:56, archived)

'ey up KW
*ruffles*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:57, archived)

'ello Minky
Hows things?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:00, archived)

shite.
found out yesterday my department's being made redundant in a fortnight.

how's yourself? =D
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)

Ouch, thats a bit shit.
start stealing office supplies now rather than loads on the last day, that way you can get more stuff before they notice.

I'm doing alright, no better or worse than usual
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:08, archived)

oh i've been doing that for the last year!

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:17, archived)

You went all the way to manchester
To stay in a service station?
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)

Absolutely
I've never felt more at home. Once we got to small talk, I found out that the knife wielding rapist was a nice guy at heart.

How was salou?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:10, archived)

sorry
I got called away. The days off were fine, but I don't do easter, as I don't believe in zombies.

:D
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)

i like that
and where on earth did you find that picture of the woman? Is there a getty images category for 'raving alkie?'

;)
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:53, archived)

i hope pachey doesn't ego-spazz now you said that

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:53, archived)

who is
pachey?
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:54, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=24186
( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:55, archived)

the last fp in the profile means i'm owed a new keyboard
:)
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:57, archived)

He's been eaten by Marshmallows

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:55, archived)

heh

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:56, archived)

'ning bruv

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 10:58, archived)

'lo freebs
don't suppose you've had progress with the painting
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)

*gasp*
I remember those books! Not seen those in years...

*gets misty-eyed with nostalgia*
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)

I remember reading a book called 'everybody elses parent said yes'
or something similar. Loved it, but I can't remember who it's by.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:03, archived)

i'd never say no to you dear
:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)

:D
SMOOTH
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)

i've got a few on the shelf
my missus has loads and my parents kept all mine
( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)