Well, it had to be done...


From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

(DaveyDoodlebug is a doodley bugger, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)

What food do you give to boobies?

(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)

Rigby + Peller

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)

Penn + Teller

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)

dont make me teller again

(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)

*rubs black eye*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)

peaR

(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)

"Scott Baio gave me pink eye"

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)

I didn't know what pink eye was until a few weeks ago.
I like lots of pron; but thats not my thing.
(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)

pink eye is conjunctivitis, isn't it?

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)

I thought it was when you got semen in your eye and it went all red.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)

oh right
well, maybe, but in general, i think it's conjuctivitis
( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:54, archived)

I've never had conjunctivitis.
What's it like?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)

Painful.
Your eyes go all itchy.
(Pretty strangers and promises, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)

Thats one term for it.
Another term would be for blokes blowing a load into a womans open eye.

Egh. not too sure how this gets people going?
(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:54, archived)

It fucking hurts.
Some people like things that fucking hurt.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:54, archived)

i've not even had my own load in my eye.
Not too sure what the odds have been. 50/50 some lonely nights.

Did you give or receive?
(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)

Receive.
I have, unfortunately, no penis.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)

captain wow is a lady

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)

could have spidermaned it to another person.
Go web go
(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)

you speak truth



makes a fucking change ;)
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)

"The very first time, that I say your brown eye"
was a song by that woman with an eyepatch...um...Blackbeard...
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)

your lips said hello
I wonder if they both said it at the same time, and why she wasn't more freaked out by that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)

hahaha
see? you say funny stuff all the time!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)

Not knowingly!
I think you're easily pleased.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)

Oh yeah
I also want to know how her co-singer (Brian Harvey) managed to run himself over, thats good going by any standards.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)

He's a dick
Loved East 17 though....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)

Thats coz you're a giiiiiiirl and you wanted to marry them
*runs off giggling*



(sorry)
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)

Only the fit one that didn't do anything.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)

They like fish
like all members of the albatross family
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)

B reast?
i want one
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)