you've got to start them early


From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)

hehehe

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

I'm gonna cut your face
because I dont like your face


no please dont cut my face, my wife is having a baby
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

that'll do my head in if you don't tell me where it's from

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)

From him
Up there. Obviously.
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

no
it's a quote from somewhere
( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

Look at him!
Look at Jeff Woad!
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

but it's not that
cos that was 'i'm going to pull your head off, I'm going to pull your head off because i don't like your head'
( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

Hahaha!
Woo!
( Afinkawan, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

He is going to steal her face!!

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)

or the contents of her nappy
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

i find both concepts arousing

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:49, archived)

heh heh

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)