The picture was crying out for it


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( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

Living with bend turger.
Nope, my eyesight's shit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)

I thought it said that too.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

He's a git though
I wouldn't live with him.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

He sounds annoying, I'll give you that.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

Mr Turger
Yeah, that's a complaining git sort of name.

'Excuse me, this iron does not heat to PRECISELY 72.33 degrees....'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

hehe
ginger, but hot!
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)

What do you mean 'but'?!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

it's the round soft thing
you sit on
( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

Hell yeah
Baby got BACK.

*is quiet*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

where have you been?

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)

....here
Most of the day.

Or do you mean in general?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

well
in the context of gingers, hot usually means bad tempered, not of the sexeh...

But not all gingers of course....
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

Every ginger person I've met bar one was very do-able.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)

including
this one?
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)

I've never met Chris Evans.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

or maybe
this one?

Edit: Give me a sec, B3ta is being a spack...


( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)

that is one hot horseh

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:13, archived)

2 questions
1: Did my semi-ginger locks count?
2: Am I the bar 1?
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)

You're not ginger!
Or at least I wasn't factoring you in there.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)

was the one
mictoboy?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

cunt

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

hahaha

( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)

you fucking love me really!
i saw your picture on that sweary fingers thing.
what the fuck is wrong with your eyes?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)

?
linky?
( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

oh christ.
give me a minute
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)

Not in the slightest.
The one is my aunt.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)

:(

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

The one is my aunt, you silly thing.
There's nothing wrong with you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)

not physically

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)

hehe

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)

I lost it to a ginger
and she was definately HOT of the SEXEH variety.

Never angry
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)

I did say
not all gingers...

I know a ginger I quite like too.
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

Some of my imaginary best friends are black ginger.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

haha
how about black and ginger?
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)

duracell?
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)

this^

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

RIS?
/cant read text that small

[edit:
oh, Ginger!

/has read the other comments

]
(giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)

Phwoar!
She's lovely.

*marries*
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)

*steals and elopes*

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

haha
*joins the "but phwoar though" group*
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

can we have badges?

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)

What do you want a badger for?

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)

we don't need no steeekin' badgers!

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)

Rape, Murder, Arson and Rape
- you said rape twice..

i like rape
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

yes we do

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)

Awesome
I'll take twelve
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)

you legend

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)

Text on a green circle!
A pleasure.

edit/ I see you have another of my badges in your profile too :-)
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:32, archived)

possibly!

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:48, archived)

well i wouldn't
i could end up with ginger children
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)

Ginger grandchildren are more likely
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)

hmmmm...
it's still not a risk i'm willing to take
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)

would
deffinately
( Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)