One more then.


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( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

THERE!!!
where?

THERE ON THE STAIR!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)

*dances in clogs*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)

*puts pin in inflatable clogs*
oh no! the captain's popped her clogs!

sorry
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

pfft

( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

I have that whole tune on mp3 at home.
Makes me laugh and dance every time I hear it.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)

*imagines some 8 foot goth bounding around the room breaking himself*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)

Hahaha
you're not too far off the mark :D
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)

Are you very tall or do you just look it?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)

I'm about 6'2"
with very broad shoulders.
Not that tall really, but with New Rocks it makes me about 6'7".
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)

That is tall, it's 10.5 inches bigger than me.
Bloody hell. The science museum says I'm 5ft 6 something with me new rocks on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)

whatever sees you through the day sweetheart
=D
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)

*imagines all sorts of delights*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)

i'm not wearing a kilt right now,
sorry
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)

INCONCIEVABLE
You're Scottish, yeah?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:38, archived)

oh absolutely

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)

A little mouse with clogs on!

( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

well i declare
 
(spook, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)

*looks disturbed by box of Kleenex*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)

does not compute

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

are they called man sized
because of their ability to soak up a whole tea spoon full?
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)

It's possible.
I still think the teaspoon thing is a bit of an underestimate.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)

damn straight

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)

you are Urotsukidoji
AICMFPs
:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)

First hentai I ever watched.
Disturbed me badly.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)

Apparently when women have a period the ENTIRE thing is just one egg cup full.
Fucking lies.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)

moon cup
not egg cup - that would be unhygienic
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)

blood does spread a long way though
a tea cup full of blood will spread out over a square metre!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)

And you know this
how?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)

it was in a programme
yeah, that's right, a programme
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)

*looks suspicious*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:35, archived)

*whistles innocently*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)

So I've heard
and I also disagree.
Mooncups have to be emptied every day during your period and from seeing what comes out, there's no fucking way that's just an eggcup full.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)

ostrich egg cup?

(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:46, archived)

they are called man sized
because they are for big manly snot!
....or man mess....
(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:22, archived)

in the study with the wrench

( Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)