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( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)

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( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)

Thats outstanding!
almost as funny as "Seambiscuit", cant remember who did that though.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:09, archived)

I'm sorry I don't understand
what that means!!!
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:10, archived)

It means
that your picture, whilst lovely in concept, has been made in Paint using a rather poor technique.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:12, archived)

Ah, I see, sorry but i'm not prepared to fork
out the cash needed for Photoshop
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:13, archived)

*cough*warez*cough*
aaah...aahhh...aCHOOTORRENTSOOOO
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:21, archived)

jokes are better than technique you heartless cunt

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:13, archived)

But what was the joke?

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:14, archived)

your FACE

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)

:D

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:16, archived)

Sorry could you make it a bit bigger please?
I'm hard of seeing.
(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:06, archived)

The 'lassoo' tool in Paint is rubbish
try drawing round the image you want with a colour that doesn't appear in the image (orange or bright green) and then paste transparent on the background of your choice

Also, eh? What? Chegwin? eh?

EDIT: Oh! I see what he's doing


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:06, archived)

that is spiffing tip there wot wot wot!

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:07, archived)

I Yam teh paint master
I am pleased to help anyone 'cos I hate people posting really shonky shite (not this post) with no effort and saying, I only have paint

Paint is way Cool!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:12, archived)

I agree
entirely
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:16, archived)

Chegwin?
Ever seen EXTRAS?
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:07, archived)

Chegwin, yes
Extras, no


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:10, archived)

keep it that way
especially the second series
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:12, archived)

^this.
I really fucking hate both Chegwin and Gervais.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:14, archived)

meh
i thought it was great

i think gervais is great

meh meh meh
( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:17, archived)

Are you a sheep?

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:22, archived)

I like Gervais
just think Extras 2 was awful

and would love to have a chat with him about "irony or selling out" and what his opinion of the cretinous masses are
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:27, archived)

you're entitled to your own opinion
:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)

Looks like you had Ken Dodd (see above) do that cut-out..
using his teeth :)
( Flash_Bastard, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:32, archived)