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( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:34, archived)

Gah!
It's looking at me!

*fears*
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:34, archived)

Before you meet fucked up blonde purple kids?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:34, archived)

it's a tweeny

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:35, archived)

Tweenies can piss off.
Evil things.

What was wrong with Button Moon, eh? Button Moon, Postman Pat and Bertha.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)

fuck off
ivor the engine and the herbs ftw
( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)

I've got a parsley the lion t shirt, but it's slightly too tight.
And you're older than me. When Ivor the Engine was on I wasn't even a glint in my daddy's eye.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:38, archived)

The Herbs, yes.
Ivor, no. Ivor annoyed me for some reason.

But Parsley was ace.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)

i'm welsh
it is my duty to love and cherish ivor the engine
( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:40, archived)

Bertha yes
but not the others.

Needs more Chorlton and the Wheelies, Bagpuss and Jamie and the Magic Torch
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)

you can never go back
chorlton and the wheelies and the flumps have not aged well
( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)

aged? I thought they were make believe
and therefore free from the ravages of time.

Jeepers Grandpa Flump must be ancient by now then ;)
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:40, archived)

Yay! An excuse for a flump-buggering repost

( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:01, archived)

Right
Chorlton and the Wheelies- don't remember them
Bagpuss- You're right, forgot Bagpuss
Jamie and the Magic Torch- Never watched it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)

Chorlton and the Wheelies
was a Northern thing for some reason. Still ace.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:40, archived)

He-Man FTW
plus Pigeon St, Puddle Lane, Bucky O'Hare, Victor and Hugo, Pinky and the Brain, etc.


Does anyone remember David the Gnome? I fucking hated that. Just made me want to watch Happy Days.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:43, archived)

He Man fucking RULED
Along with Thundercats, TMNT and Transformers.

I'm possibly dressing up as April O Neil this Halloween. Her or a bobble headed Silent Hill nurse.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:49, archived)

got to be april

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:50, archived)

Have to find some tit tape then.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)

I've got some sellotape

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:00, archived)

exactly!
I take it you've read it then. :(
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:35, archived)

I have, and as of yet I am purple satanic child-free.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)

lucky you
I can't get away from them.

I've run out of plastic bags too.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:44, archived)

Quick, hide in that shopping centre!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)

WOULD

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:35, archived)