Pearoast for compo?
Well, the bottom one is anyway.



From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 6:27, archived)

hahaha :D

( Leningrad, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 6:35, archived)

your profile is quite entertaining,
I love the story about th guinea pigs:)
very inspirational indeed.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:01, archived)

would you beleive
i scrolled through that lot with the dim hope that there might be a gem amongst so much detritus but alas no
disappointed Sir Pij!
make all your additions magenta and I shall retract and apologise :)
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 6:56, archived)

Sorry mate:(
That one never did give me any sense of achievement or satisafaction now that you mention it.
It took too fucking long, for too piss poor a result. But it was one of thoe ideas that had been stuck in my head for weeks & had to be done.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 6:59, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha
just fuckin with ya!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:00, archived)

I was serious.

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:01, archived)

i like the fat in the cat
*here puss puss puss*
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:04, archived)

Dont forget the tape.

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:06, archived)

its all hissin, spitting
and the tape's a stickin - yee-haw!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:15, archived)

I thought of doing more Seuss books.
Looks like you beat me to it. Though I suppose there are some books left...
(WillF alarmed by the seduction, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:02, archived)

yes there is
2 of them!
(Sorry Pij!)
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:04, archived)

I just checked a list of titles
and had a very NSFW mental image for "Fox in Socks".
(WillF alarmed by the seduction, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:08, archived)

almost bordering
on yiffery - fox in sox with a fat in a cat!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:10, archived)

phwoar!!!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:13, archived)

godhatesfurries.com

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:17, archived)

Izalrite maaaate

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:08, archived)

that reminds me....
i need to purchase beverages of the alcoholic variety to imbibe later this evening!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:21, archived)

I have a friend coming to pick up some hardware for cash,
I informed him that a 30box of tooheys shall suffice.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:25, archived)

i have a quaint old english style pub down the road
he has Stella on tap and cook the best chips from here to the black stump - im going for a walk later
(and its downhill home so i can piss in the gutter and swim!)
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:29, archived)

Nice,
Definately be stipping in at your place when I am in Melbourne next then!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:35, archived)

NO WUCKAS!

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 7:45, archived)

love
the tandem feeding there.
( moogy boobles, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)