Ain't no party like a MySpace party

News

From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:12, archived)

hahaha oh god, did you see this quote?
"Whoever has come in here are worse than animals, it's like house rape."
( Leningrad, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:16, archived)

well
her room was covered in spunk

*or was it condoms*

I'll stick with spunk
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:18, archived)

Maybe both

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:22, archived)

mo'ning
*waves*
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:26, archived)

Morning!
How's you?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:32, archived)

I'm alright
Its Crunchieday and things are never bad on crunchieday.
Except its crunchieday the 13th.

I think I'll have to eat 13 crunchies to counteract the bad luck.

Hows you?

*edit* and roffles news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6549267.stm
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:35, archived)

hahaha, that's remarkably similar
to the story that this thread is about!

How is that crunchie breakfast progressing?
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:36, archived)

Yea I only just noticed that.
sorry toasty

Currently I've consumed 0 crunchies.
But on the plus side I have not burst into flame yet so there may still be time
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:38, archived)

Crunchieday?
I'm good. Bit shattered as Mr Trellis decided to try and have a pillow fight with me while he was still asleep!

25
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:36, archived)

it's gettin hot in here......

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:40, archived)

so take off ALL your clothes

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:42, archived)

i am
get
ting
so hot
i'm gonna take my clothes off
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:43, archived)

*fender rhodes*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:44, archived)

*slender abodes*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:46, archived)

*Bender explodes*

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:49, archived)

*electric diodes*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:54, archived)

I am gettin' so hot
I might take my clothes off

*b3ta bokes*
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:44, archived)

Crunchieday!
step 1) Eat crunchie
step 2) get that friday feeling
step 3) repeat as necessary
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:41, archived)

Hi KW
Personally I LOVE Crunchieday the 13th.

Everyone goes mad for a day and is really on edge.
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:45, archived)

Agreed
It needs more recognition than it gets. like an event such as Halloween but with bad luck as the theme.

Anti-irish day maybe
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:48, archived)

Oh, 13th - hadn't noticed
*rapes black cat with underside of broken mirrored ladder*
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:12, archived)

Awww
And I have no crunchies. *mental note to visit vending machine later*

24
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:46, archived)

I always have a crunchie on crunchieday.
Its just kind of satisfying to go to your usual lunch factory, walk past the snacks you'd usually buy and pick up a crunchie.

It gives the crunchie a sense of purpose.

I like getting existential with my food
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:53, archived)

bite all the chocolate off of the honey comb center!
:P *yums*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:39, archived)

Someone once told me you could drink tea through a crunchie
It was the happiest day of my life untill I discovered it was all lies.

'ning!
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:40, archived)

oo! i've neveer tried it with a crunchy
works with kit kats!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:40, archived)

I tried but came to the conclusion that there is no way you can get liquid through a crunchie
*edit* Without drilling a hole through it

Penguins ftw though
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:43, archived)

suck hard enough and you can
or ventilate it with a skewer for improved flow
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:41, archived)

I donno, Crunchies are quite brittle
Getting a skewer though one lengthwise is no easy feat.
And there just aren't enough air bubbles in the honeycomb bit to allow liquid to pass through
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:46, archived)

'ning Tets!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:41, archived)

'ning you bastad!
what have you done with my Sunshine!?
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:42, archived)

I put my pants on, sorry

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:43, archived)

the sun always shiiiiiiines
on TV
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:44, archived)

I'm not a tranny

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:44, archived)

but i do have a fanny
PACK PACK PACK PACK PACK PACK PACK
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:47, archived)

'ning!
*ruffles hair*

'ning all!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:37, archived)

'ello horrid
*smooths down tufts*
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:39, archived)

how do Weasel?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:42, archived)

not too bad mate
Its friday which is always a plus.
Yourself?
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:43, archived)

off to work shortly, but good-ish
apart from constant depression, fine.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:47, archived)

that was my first thought for a picture
it's the news quote of the week for sure
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:21, archived)

'ning sir!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:41, archived)

Excellent!
Saw this item yesterday and thought 'hm, someone's never being allowed to use the internet for the rest of their lives ever'. Stupid kid - 'only expected 30-40 guests'!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:21, archived)

I don't think myspace has anything to do with it.
 
We used to have regular stories in the news about hundreds of bored, rich, drunk teenagers running riot at PARTIES GONE WRONG!
Word of mouth is all it takes..
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:25, archived)

Ban this "Word of Mouth" filth!
*Phone's claims direct* "hello? Word of mouth has ruined my life, I'd like to sue it for twelvty million pounds"
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:30, archived)

pfffft!
 
Excellent.

Is someone going to send the beeb this link?
www.b3ta.com/questions/teenageparties/
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:22, archived)

HELLO

( gronkpan, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01, archived)

"french polishers? it's just possible you could save my life."

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:25, archived)

pffft

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:26, archived)

arf

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:28, archived)

hahahaa
what? you can't? oh, thanks anyway
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:30, archived)

pffft!
cruel
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:12, archived)

M..my name? It's j....r.....HARTLEY!!!!!

( The Legendary Pink Dot, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:14, archived)

FAntastic!
someone weed on her Mum's wedding dress


Ning
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:28, archived)

that's quite a personal attack
we just had fire extinguishers going off, broken ornaments and burns in the carpet.
That's really vindictive!
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:32, archived)

Well they *were* MySpackers!
If they didn't do that, they'd only be posting shit music and bitching about suicide.
(Bumsmells, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:33, archived)

I'd just like to qualify my comment
your pic is fantastic, not the wanton destruction of a house
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:39, archived)

I'd like to specify my response
in that the personal attack was the kids weeing, not you saying Fantastic the weed on her frock! :D
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:48, archived)

Real LOL but also bit of a fume at the article.
Other than a 'cooling off period', there is no mention of the blame on the daughter. The parent's are so ready to call people 'animals' and accuse them of 'house rape' , but what about the girl who invited them over?

It's no wonder she's having ellicit parties and using MySpack if he parent's are the "it's everyone else's fault our daughter is a disobedient slag" type.

/Rant off
(Bumsmells, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:32, archived)

^this^
It rerally pisses me off that these days parents just will not let their kids take responsibility for their actions.

"It's society... it's the t'interweb... it's computer games"

They're YOUR FUCKING KIDS. It's YOUR fault!
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:47, archived)

I think people shouldn't be allowed to have kids
until they pass some kind of combined intelligence, responsibilty and morality test.

Except of cours ethe human race would be dead within 70 years then. Although not much change there then!
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:50, archived)

It's the caffeine, the nicotine, the milligrams of tar
It's my habitat, it needs to be cleaned, it's my car

it's the part time job
that governs what you can afford

it's these nails
that keep my hands and feet to the boards

it's everything but me motherfucka
everything but me
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:58, archived)

Wheres the melody eh? its just noise to me...
all this hip trip gabba trance
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)

tosspots
'ning halo hater!
roll on the weekend!!!!
:P
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:38, archived)

Sausages!!!

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:39, archived)

Walls!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:42, archived)

SAUSAGES!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:43, archived)

arf!
ning chap
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:42, archived)

i enjoyed Sunshine last night
but with about 10 mins left to go
i was wishing for it to end

it seemed to drag on longer than it actually did...
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:45, archived)

mmm, I'll wait for it to be on telly I reckon

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:46, archived)

the sun shield idea is really cool
and there's some nice explosions

but i don't think it will lose much on DVD
waiting's prob your best bet

*curse of the golden rose next week*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:49, archived)

you hear that Yimou Zhang is directing the opening
ceremony for the Beijing Olympics? Should be quite a spectacle


_{and it's Golden Flower, not Rose. But I knew what you meant ;)}
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:52, archived)

hey
i've not finished my first cup of coffee yet
:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:02, archived)

awwww wtf?
I don't watch telly, uuurrgghh
(Lancey Founder of USSG (Universal Serial Sex Gods), Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:40, archived)

oh shut the fuck up n00b!
woo to pic :D
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:43, archived)

you don't need to
Handy Andy is clearly a handyman of some description. This is a kids book for fixing up homes after parties. The news link leads to a story about kids wrecking a home during a party. Thus and verily this image challenge entry is formed.

The fact that Handy Andy appeared on a bbc tv show called Changing Rooms is just the icing on the cake as it makes him recognisable to some.
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:44, archived)

errr, I got a quick confession
Lancey logged into me comp to check something on his profile, and forgot to sign out...


...so I kinda did that reply taking the piss lol
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:46, archived)

ahhhhhhhhh
incestual B3ta use

Is he your lover? or do you just work at the same "massage parlour"
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:47, archived)

What? Are you the police?
I'm not saying nothing pig!
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:49, archived)

secret love~ers ~ YEAH!
that's what we are!

we shouldn't beeee together
but we can't say no
whoa oh
coz we love each other so
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:51, archived)

as it goes, we did go to Ibiza a few years back
and Lancey got shitfaced for the majority of the holiday. The 1st night he got lost and found his way back to his hotel, ordered a taxi in reception and asked the taxi driver to take him to his hotel :)
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 8:54, archived)

ha ha!
*drives round the block twice*

that will be 200 potatoes, grassy ass
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:03, archived)

found him in reception after that incident shouting at the hotel manager;
"I'M LOOKING FOR JEEEEKEYYYY!"
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:12, archived)

hahahahaha
Just say it slower and louder, they'll understand that
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:20, archived)

hahha
to the max!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:20, archived)

this story and piccy has made my day!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:38, archived)

Teh winnar!
Mooo!
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)