Essential reading for kids everywhere!


From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 20:57, archived)

hahaha. c.a.traper.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 15 Apr 2007, 20:59, archived)

pfft
something every child needs to know
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 15 Apr 2007, 21:00, archived)

I fear for your children

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)

well you can't have them back
I won them in court.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 15 Apr 2007, 21:10, archived)

I won mine in a raffle...

( Logiconor 'A bit of a tit' since, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 21:15, archived)

I found mine in a playground

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 21:19, archived)

do they live under your patio now?

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 21:24, archived)

well, yes


if you have a broad view on 'living'
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 21:38, archived)

I know you don't feed them properly, you shit!
Children can't live off beer and take-out food, no matter what you say.
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 21:18, archived)

it's the eyes and tongue
that make this oh-so-clickable
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)

Teh Sans.
Pfft.
(Woody999, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 21:23, archived)

I had a mate who didn't get those jokes.
"Reflections" by Mir Ror.

Rubbish.
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 21:47, archived)

I have no idea what bum-raping is...
But the tounge and eyes ..??... loved the tounge and eyes.....
(the invisable man, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 22:17, archived)