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(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 6:40, archived)

CHAPTER ONE
OKAY, SO QUIT BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP YOURSELF. ITS NOT A FUCKING SELF HELP BOOK IF I TELL YOU HOW TO DO IT, KNOW IS IT, COCK-O?

THE END

(rest of the book is filled with cartoons)
(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 6:42, archived)

also featuring:
heavenly hands.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 6:42, archived)

best pic ever.

(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 6:45, archived)

i think she meant to type "heavenly ham" and got distracted by a cake.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 6:49, archived)

hahaha.

(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 6:49, archived)

OH SHIT

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 6:50, archived)

she's your sister, you say?!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 6:55, archived)

Clicked!
Haha! Tag line at the bottom is Haha and a half.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 6:48, archived)

FRANKENHITLER FTW!
woo yeah!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:16, archived)