I don't know anymore.

EDIT: wow! my first FP!
Mod Edit: wow! You really are in a world of your own, aren't you? :)

From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:01, archived)

a single black tear
morning / good afternoon / good evening DR
( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:04, archived)

that's a tattoo.
the child has killed before!
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:09, archived)

Damn those space nazis!

(WillF alarmed by the seduction, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:04, archived)

hey somebody made someting with my voice in it.
guro.ytmnd.com/
(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:06, archived)

Some people
call me the space cowboy.
(WillF alarmed by the seduction, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:07, archived)

Some
call me the gangster of love.
(WillF alarmed by the seduction, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:40, archived)

Some people
call me Maurice.
(WillF alarmed by the seduction, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:49, archived)

SOME PEOPLE CALL ME ON THE TELEPHONE AND YELL SWEAR WORDS INTO MY EARHOLE.

(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:54, archived)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T THE PIZZA SHOP!
WHERE'S MY FUCKING PIZZA!!! FUCKING FUCK!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)

*click*
i'd buy that for a dollar!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:08, archived)

ROBOCOP FTW.

(captain freedom don't expect, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:11, archived)

I want a copy of this right now!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:13, archived)

Instant best seller.
At least in those places where livestock turns in-side-out.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:13, archived)

the Trisha show
?
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:23, archived)

And you liked it ...
whore!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:18, archived)

COMPO IT
Now available in your local Waterstones
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:39, archived)

Is there a front page I don't know of?

( My Future Self taste my jesus!, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 7:57, archived)