"The first blank bestseller"


From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)

Did you have a painful childhood?

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)

Still having it mate.
;)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)

Well at least you have something to look forward to.
More of the same, but without parental protection. Adulthood rocks:P
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)

Should technically (legally) have started that some 9 years hence.
I don't think it's worth holding my breath.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)

yoos 9?!

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)

Started adulthood.
:)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:21, archived)

hence
1. from this time; from now: They will leave a month hence.
2. from this source or origin.
3. Archaic.
a. from this place; from here; away: The inn is but a quarter mile hence.
b. from this world or from the living: After a long, hard life they were taken hence.
c. henceforth; from this time on.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)

i meant it in the archaic 'from here' sense (3a, if you will),
but in reference to time rather than distance. ooh, headfucky. :)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:24, archived)

riverghost: the ironist's grammar pedant
:)
( mictoboy, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)

Shame he can't spell, eh?
:D
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)

that was my point
:P
( mictoboy, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)

Don't you mean
Shame dictionary.com can't spell.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)

Was it?
*innocent face*
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)

You're fooling no one
young missy!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:41, archived)

Why would you slam
a hob in a book? Whether it belongs to a sibling or not? I can conceive of no reason for this action.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)

The cornstarch
wouldn't thicken.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)

OVENWANK!
Possibly.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)

ovenwank
hahahaha
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)

What if you only have a sister
can you do noses and other extremities?
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)

Nipples

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:19, archived)

Actually, i think i'll put out a thinner, sterner hardback version
for that.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)

leatherbound?

( mictoboy, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:24, archived)

Ooooh
*folds arms and winces*
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:24, archived)

cracking pair of winces, our lass!
or something. *cough*
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)

Nah!
you can borrow my hob


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:21, archived)

How kind
*borrows*
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)