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# I am not at work no more

Clank biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)
# one day, one day...
ill illustrate my dream, and you lot will be totally weirded out, i just need to find some atistic tallent....
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Just nick these:
www.wheelybird.com/content/dreams
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# I dreamt about Fiona Bruce last night
but I wasn't shagging her - I was showcasing her house as the presenter of some kind of property show.

What a waste!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# i dreamt i was dancing the robot in my college's basement
and my college doesn't have a basement..... nor suitable music for robot dancing.
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Artistic Tallent
£5.99 at Woolworths
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Ah but this is not talent
This M&S talent. Milked from only the finest of shrews!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:16, archived)
# And any JML stockest
NOW!
(Bryn not Brian, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)
# woo
*nips to Robert Dyas*
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:21, archived)
# *counts change*
can you lend me £5.98
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)
# you don't need artistic talant
this is b3ta, what you need is a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)
# and MS Paint and a not-too-nervous disposition
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# and toats!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:21, archived)
# i dreamt that i had reduced a waiter to tears
and that i complained to his boss, and when said boss and i returned to the table the waiter was sat on the floor still crying and trying to replace some old carpet.

then i had to try and demolish a giant turd with a turbo jet of my own piss beofre i left the restaurant.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)
# That's coz yer a bit radio rental mate!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:25, archived)
# possibly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)
# and porridge
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Oh not again.

Stupid Bethlehem-faced child. Scouring the face of the Earth again. It makes me so angry!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *angers*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# *drinks tea*

*calms down*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Im not sure if you scare or arouse me more.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# you ought to see
the face of my wife while i'm bearing down on her. Same reaction.

I have the new Vital Remains album, so I'm happy today! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Hurrah!
*glee-empathies*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)
# nice
could do with some more daphne and celeste.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)
# or some fonz.
not enough pictures have the fonz in these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)
# hohoho
that's fonz for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Too intellectual
This is b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)
# i think i've seen that
on tv a while back, didn't really watch it but seemed weird.
(horrid, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# oops
thought i was on the /random literary reference board
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:36, archived)