Stupid Terrorist Martians


From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 394 entries (closed)

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:41, archived)

I WENT TO BELIZE

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:41, archived)

Wow
really?

/is confused
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)

You go bloody everywhere, you do! (Hello!)

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)

hiya Caro
good diving over there
( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)

Forget Belize and the rest of the world...
... Lincoln's where it's at. It's crazy exciting!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)

Are you trying to lure me over there?

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)

Ooooh, we have a castle, a cathedral and ooooh... several pubs.

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)

Oooooooh
pubs is always good :)
( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)

but this is how it really did happen, you're supposed to be 'choppin conspiracy theories

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)

ahhhh
but you see, those are different models of space ship :)

GO TECH GEEK CONSPIRACY THEORISTS!

woo
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)

Happy B3taday, you sexy beast of a man!

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)

*coughs*
I feel left out
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)

Is it your b3taday? No.
Are you M3Essential? No.
Why should I congratulate on being either?
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:48, archived)

i just wanted recognition
as a sexy beast of a man :)
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)

thanks darlin'


*sexes*
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)

You're totally allowed now!
My shores are completely undefended!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)

JINKIES!!


I didn't get the memo!

*books ticket*
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)

Hurrah!
This means you can't post THAT picture, you hear? :(
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)

deal!

never again, I promise.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:54, archived)

Whoah, happy b3taday M3!

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)

be still my beating heart


you sexy hunk of manhood
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:48, archived)

George Alagiah recommends cleaning your friendly neighbourhood bastwank in a mixture of tomato ketchup, Red Leicester, and kosher bacon

( davew27, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)

noooooooooooooooooo
not ketchup!
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)

The acid in ketchup is essential for removing any dried on stains

( davew27, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)

ahhhh
but surely vinegar would be better? or both?
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:51, archived)

Vinegar would be too strong, and would damage the bastwank's surface

( davew27, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)

wow
you know your stuff! I wish I was as clever as you
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 22:54, archived)