Two conspiracies for the price of one????


From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 394 entries (closed)

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)

Why am I looking at your moon?

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)

Why are you in my shower?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)

washing those hard-to-reach places?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)

Like a zookeeper washing a heffalump with a broom?
*nicks your wallet with trunk*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)

you take care of those moths!
the yhaven't had a decent meal in weeks!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)

Aw, I love moths.
Just the word- it sounds so apocalyptic and huge.

.....and a great shadow fell over the peoples of the world and lo, a mighty thrum was heard from within the depths of the Earth: He who they call MOTH had arrived...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)

And behold
Someone switched a lamp on in East Sussex.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)

Right, you're a bloke.
Say it in a big, low important voice.

MOTH

It's such a good name for a big monster thing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)

MOTHRAAAAH!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)

Hmmmmm
I prefer "Leech".

Or "Vole". Vole works well actually.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)

HOLY SHIT RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)

*gasp*
'Ning, your nakedness.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)

Ningaling!
Gah, I hate it when ham makes bread soggy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)

Usually a sign
of poor-quality ham. Too much water, y'see.

I advise lettuce betwixt bread and ham.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)

There is on one side.
Well, there was. *Smacks lips happily*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)

I just had some noodles
which turned out to have a vast amount of chilli in them.

I anticipate a trip to the bathroom in approximately 1.48 earth hours.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)

Can we place bets?
I reckon earlier.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)

where's the soap gone..!?

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)

gone

Yes, it does.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)

and if i could be, who you wanted
all the time
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)

Angelina Jolie?
You'd need to grow some breasts.
And some lips.
And other stuff.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)

will you raid my tomb?

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)

Pffft, soap.
I'm a girl, I use potions.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)

ooooo!
*mixes*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)

KERBANGO
You owe me a new bathroom.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)

Woo yay
although the moon lander is clearly made fron a drum kit!

*ROCKS OUT*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)

*attempts compicated paradiddle*

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)

*rataplans*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)

Rataplan!
Rataplan, rataplan plan plan plan, rataplan, rataplan, rataplan!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)

to the tune of the William tell overture


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)

Yo, yo, yo!
Prof Kenny!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)

*cries*
I am not Prof KM
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)

oh
no, you're not . . . oh well . . .

I shall wait for the proper one then


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)

this is not the Prof you're looking for ;)

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)

badum tsch

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)

arf! took me a while
so they were just relocated?
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)

Have
I told you, you have a fine username? if not, you have :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)

Hahaha!
you WOULD!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)

Your point being?
*does*
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)