Conspiracy my arse


From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 394 entries (closed)

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)

winner!

( Mr. Johnson, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)

hahaha!
nice and simple. like me.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)

and they're puninshing the common passenger now
by inventing stupid rules
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)

what are the dolts up to now?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)

Oh, just the regular stuff
as if bringing aboard some lens fluid or lipstick can possibly cause a plane to be hijacked or crashed

there are better ways to do this, and they're all focused on the fluids now
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)

*sighs*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)

It's true,
I had a (plastic) bottle of water taken off me and my pencil sharpener (I was going to do a week's North Shore tour as the journo).

Amusingly (?) I had my Gerber on my belt, which set off the alarms. I said 'Oops', removed it, passed it through the scanner beside me and then put it back on my belt.

No pencil sharpener, but a fucking great knife is okay?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)

Yes
I'm been in several such scenes. It's fucking insane.

The other day I heard some explosives expert say on the tv that there is only one possible fluid that can blow a hole in the hull (without using several components, more than a litre worth of fuel and a detonation device), and that's nitroglycerine.
And you won't be able to carry that on board without blowing up ten times before that.
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)

no pork pies
fresh cheese only
3-handed fork
Dreft
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)

no pork pies?!!
racists!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)

marmots must travel in specially adjusted seats

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)

And must cluck the Rainbow theme tune constantly

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)

yes

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:37, archived)

indeed, they make you take off your shoes and hand over any bottles you have.
and treat you like a terrorist because you wear a hat. i witnessed it all when i tries to embark on a flight to america by accident.
( Mr. Johnson, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:19, archived)

it's not just America now
it's practically every destination
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)

Hahaha
this just turned up at work
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)

Did it bring its own lunch?

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)

No, so i'm going to starve it to death by lunchtime
but best title for a scientific journal EVER, eh?
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)

it is a funny title

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:36, archived)

did ya laff like one when you read it?
Or do you work in a bird-watching hut?
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)

More the former
though it often seems the latter with some of the people I work with
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)

pfftt hahaha

( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)

بسم الله والحمد لله و الصلاة و السلام على رسول الله وعلى اله و صحبه و من والاه
( Pedro Ho Ho Ho Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)