it was perspective lacking daleks


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( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

daleks can fly now?

( mictoboy, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)

Say it ain't so.
The 'stairs' thing was the only thing that stopped 'em taking over.
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

it's like Whitney Houston
and Queen Victoria

*attempts to synthesise thought into more comprehensible concept*

*fails*
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

you didn't take into account kelly lebrock

( mictoboy, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

oh christ
so many variables

to the drawing-board!
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)

queen victoria had a rocket powered seat
100% historic fact
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)

Yup

( BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

What do you care?
You hate Doctor Who remember?

*sniffs*
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

exactly
so if they can fly, it's further proof that it's shit
( mictoboy, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

It's real, it's all real I tell you!
*cries quietly in a corner*
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)

are you sending me a picture or what?

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)

you have to imagine - just like Weasel

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)

I have to imagine weasels?

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)

yes
dammit I'm choking on chocolate!

Help!
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

the dalek war thing with them flying around
was the nail in the coffin for me.
un-fucking-believably bad.
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

colin baker was the nail in the coffin for me
when i was a pre-teen
( mictoboy, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

indeed
I just meant of this new series. I tried, I really did. But no, the constant barrage of stupid continuity errors and plot holes you could drive a death star through spoilt it for me.
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

i think
the death star was from something else
( mictoboy, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

sci-fi geek!

( Afinkawan, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

And do you think it wasn't like that in the old days?

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)

no, but it didn't matter because it was only watched by children

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

Yes
Still haven't mastered the getting up the stairs thing though.
( Collatallie Sisters, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

where the fuck have you been?
under a rock?
They could fly in the early 90's boyo!


HERE!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Remembranceofthedaleks.jpg
( The Great Architect, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

i've been not watching crap kid's telly

( mictoboy, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

That's all I ever do...

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)

but crap kids tv is great!
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

Best cliffhanger EVAH!
Sylvester McCoy looks smug at the top of the stairs... and then... AND THEN...!!! OMFG!
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

that was my dad
pushing it up the stairs

edit: they had to take the bannisters of the stairwell off so the dalek would fit!
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

and my uncle's
in Indianan Jones and the last crusdae...
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:46, archived)

cool, what's he doing?

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)

playing Dr. Schneider

( The Great Architect, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)

They've flown ever since rememberance of the daleks
in the 80's
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

Actually they could hover in Revelation of the Daleks
some years earlier.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)

as i understand it
girls really like men who know the backstories of all the doctor who baddies



oh wait, no they don't
( mictoboy, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

My girlfriend doesn't seem to mind.
Or rather I have more sense than to talk about these kinds of things with her.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)

heheh...
I'm no who geek thankfully, just fondly remember it from my youth...

The missus loves it though
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

Yeah, in fairness my missus badgers me into watching the new ones.
But she would probably eat her own face if I started spieling the massive torrent of pointless and fictional information I gathered on Doctor Who as a child.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)

When I was a kid I had a box set with 5 videos called
"The best of the daleks"
and I never forget important thinks like that.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

aye, thats the story I was thinking of - 1987, I thought it was slightly laters!
crikey, I AM old....
( The Great Architect, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)

bring back the Special Weapons Dalek I say
it was mental
edit:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Imperialdalek.jpg
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)

God yes.
I'd forgotton all about that.
( Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

It was the B.A. Baracus of Daleks

( The Great Architect, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

pfft

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

Imperial daleks developed the ability to travel upstairs years ago.
/nerd blog
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

Suitable Pearoast

(Doctor Who Teaches Typing, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)