Your 30k post was brill sir
I did done a giggle

I can't work out most of what you are saying, but I think the imagery (and finale with the classic) is enough to make me snort like I never want to be heard snorting for fear one day someone will discover I'm not the perfect model of ladyness you have all grown to love and admire
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)

he posts the lyrics somewhere in the thread

( wjh31, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)

Thanks mister

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)

no way hose

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)

*hoses*

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)

*poses*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)

*posts*

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)

(*hosts*)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)