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#

a cavalcade of crap
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# WORD!
Olde English is alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
brilliant!

*clicketywoo*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Thats
utter clarse
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# BILLBOARD THIS PLEASE
excellent and accurate! a rare thing these days.

I remember when this were all jus fields...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# True & woo
.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# it sure is.
along with kia-ora and irn-bru.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# :O
HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE IRN BRU?

do you like Tizer?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# never had tizer, so i can't tell.
but i don't really like any soda, apart from some.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Tizer's the bomb.
I don't really like it either, but I like a little occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# i find that most soda is too sweet for my tastes.
mostly the coca-cola type drinks. we have got this rather lovely organic cranberry lemonade. and elderflower lemonade.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
# irn-bru rules :)
The first time I tried it, I thought it was a bit to sweet, but it's really nice once you get used to it :P
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I like strongbow, but only because scrumpy make me violent
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# "real" cider is the boss
But like anything in this world, if you mass produce it using crap ingredients it = poo/piss
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# meh
as long as it gets me merry i don't care....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# scrumpy makes me fall over
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)
# heheh
Weakbow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love this *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# It's about a million % better than lager.
and as ciders go, it's certainly no Old Rosie but at least it's not Magners.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# haha, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Yes, it's just tramp fuel
and Magners is expensive tramp fuel
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Magners can GET TAE FUCK
I wish people'd stop trying to put fucking ICE in my cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:18, archived)
# But thats what makes it a bit different & a bit trendy
so they can fleece the honest drinking man (and woman).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
# They're trying to do it with all ciders now.
"Do you want ice with it?"

"Why, doesn't your fridge work?"

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)
# cider should only be served with ice
when playing the Withnail drinking game. FACT.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)
# extreme?
or wussy version?

i'm gonna start playing the futurama drinking game one weekend (when you see the robot, drink)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Amen
to that. Magners is wankety-wank
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)
# And it's trying to take over the world.
"Pint of cider please."

"Magners?"

"No, cider."


there's one place I drink where they at least have the decency to apologise that they only have Magners.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# hahahah
but do not dis the 'bow

lovely on a summer's evening, or afternoon, or morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# hahahaha
you can't beat one eye jacks gut rotting scrumpy.

but then i fucking hate cider as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)
# BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Afternoon Captain!
Any saucy lightly fruity lunches planned today?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Not today
I accidentally stained my shorts this morning and need to go a-shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Top work
i still need to walk the hound beast, infact i should do that now before he stains the kitchen lino.
as you were chap.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)
# *as he was*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:35, archived)
# you speak the truth!!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)
# hahahaha
spot on.

It was a good day when I discovered it was cider that made me sick, not alcohol per se
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)
# genius
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:39, archived)
# woo sir
and also, what the fuck is the twunt in the ad doing with his hands? he looks like an epileptic john mckrriric
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# f'kin ace!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Yay for jumping shop signs!!
(I Go To The Co-Op Every Day with a talking sock, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Now, I know this is going to be a very art student thing to say...
... But I fucking love your typography!


Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 21:00, archived)