i remember once, coming back from xmas shopping
where the charity collections had been out in force.
on the station platform, one girl said to another...
"did you give any money to anyone?"
"yeah, i gave some to that marie claire charity"
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 23:47, archived)

Arf!
The gen. pub. are thick.
( Afinkawan, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 23:54, archived)