yes, yes. i'm going to burn probably

cluck for bugger

From the Action Figures Across the Ages challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:12, archived)

I feel thirsty.

( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:13, archived)

I'm going for a dance

(NEIN ., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:15, archived)

oh, I'm not so sure.
You look a bit thirsty.
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:16, archived)

I didn't get FP for this one I did last year :(
all I got was a ticket to Hull.

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Tue 1 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

I'm low on moral panic
Let me have some!
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:15, archived)

This is an outrage!!

( mofaha : life during wartime, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:37, archived)

pfffffft
nothing like a bit of moral panic :)
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:18, archived)

you won't burn
the bit you're going to is full of expanding anal spikes and is quite temperate.
( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:20, archived)

ah, the suburbs of hell then

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:23, archived)

yes. but you'll have to share your spike with gary glitter

at the same time.
( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:25, archived)

I love it.
Don't see what all the jibber-jabber was about.

1 pill my arse. I've been taking anything from 1 to 6 most weekends for 20 years. I've felt a bit rough some mornings but never had the indecency to embarrass my parents and die in a club.

( and for some reason when I've had a bit too much my piles flare up, but that's between you and me and my dog )


edit:/ half the pictures won't show up so I'm buggering off for a spliff and some cognac. I might be back. I might be battered by the wife, Who knows, it's the wheel of misfortune!


( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:21, archived)

presumably because you've never drunk toxic quantities of water while doing so

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:27, archived)

perhaps it was just toxic water

eh? no-one thought of that did they?
( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:28, archived)

perhaps it was an angry vengeful bottle with bitey teefs and venom.


eh? no-one thought of that did they?
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:48, archived)

apart from you? almost definitely not

( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 23:14, archived)

No never. I'm
an old fashioned guy and stick to large quantities of beer. OK I admit to a couple of heart murmors in the late 80's but I'd done 5 ounces of coke that weekend plus the disco biscuits, it was 10 am and I was on the nest. At vinegar stroke I thought I'd popped my clogs and needed a stay in the infirmary but I was pushing it a bit.

I was a bit of a pussy last time at the Palais and drank Vodka Ice with my little pink stars.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:31, archived)

140g of charlie in one weekend? Sure it wasn't icing sugar?
(Fixx, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 23:03, archived)

erm, this.
I've never done coke (or any other illegal drug) but that sounds like a lot of coke. Bloody hell your nose must have been sore.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 1 May 2007, 0:53, archived)

I'm sure he means 5 grams.
£45 a gram, 140g is much money.
(Nam_Rood, Tue 1 May 2007, 1:56, archived)

Considering
Coke makes you think you are a hero, and everyone else thinks you are Mark Lamarr, I'd give it a miss and wank a dog to death instead.
(Prince of Prance, Tue 1 May 2007, 23:48, archived)

not showing for me either

you've broken teh internets etc
( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:28, archived)

spliff + cognac =
splognac
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:32, archived)

:)

( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)

haha I hope it ends up sounding like that.

/bitter from being ill all day blog

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)

oh dear :(
*huggles and gives health-improving medicines*
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)

Yay!
Thankyou :D

*perks up*
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)

bet you feel like dancin' now, don't ya?
and maybe a drink of water
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)

Do I?!

How big is this bottle of water again?
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:54, archived)

I found that way too funny
/sicko
(......, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:23, archived)

ahhh.....the true heart and soul of b3ta
woo and yay!
( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:26, archived)

Unnecessary, uncalled for,
undeniably funny.
( mofaha : life during wartime, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:38, archived)

like that blues borther song
I need U U U,
I need U U U!
( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:40, archived)

you forgot 'shoddily made'

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:40, archived)

This, is the best thing I have seen on here since I joined!
you win the internets!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:28, archived)

that makes baby jesus cry
you bad bad man
( squidboot drips, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)

mission completed.
ps: baby jesus tears are magic. collect all you can!
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:51, archived)

baby Jesus doesn't fucking stop crying

I might kill him...




_{oh wait.}
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)

haha!!
woo!

excellent post pub quiz randomness!
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 23:20, archived)

Oh noes
TEH HULL
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 23:25, archived)

One way train, sir.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 1 May 2007, 0:54, archived)

hahahaha, I've not seen a leah picture on here for years

( Mushroom, Tue 1 May 2007, 1:22, archived)

kids today make me yearn for the old days.
back then, people had the sense to choke on their own vomit in quiet, hidden corners.

good stuff.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 1 May 2007, 3:18, archived)

bwahahahaha that's just so wrong

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Tue 1 May 2007, 6:54, archived)

Pfffft
I did 5 of those Club UK bottles in one night. Mental.
( cwfooooooooooooooooooot shitty pixel waster, Tue 1 May 2007, 9:23, archived)

She was in the year below me at school

( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Tue 1 May 2007, 9:25, archived)

Murderer.
( cwfooooooooooooooooooot shitty pixel waster, Tue 1 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

She was a couple of years above me...
and her mum taught at my school (she didn't teach me but my sister was one of her favourite pupils). Her mum died of heart disease (I think) a few years before her daughter.
(sanity challenged, Tue 1 May 2007, 18:11, archived)

She was in the same year as me
Although not the same school.

Or county.
( robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Tue 1 May 2007, 23:05, archived)

Out of order
I've never complained about ANYTHING on the web before, but this is out of fucking order. Think about her family for fucks sake. What kind of cunt are you?
(Flickr_Freak is a figment of your imagination., Fri 4 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

ok, i haven't given a long and dull serious reply on here before, but this may warrant it
the point of it was really in the 'moral panic' comment. bad taste it may be, but it wasn't made with the intention of "she died. let's all have a laugh"

i purposely chose this image of her because of how it was used during the time following her death. the supposed shocking nature of seeing her on her deathbed was used to promote a strong anti-drugs message: the implication being "stay away from ecstasy or this could be you". whereas, in fact, the chances of dying from an acute reaction to ecstasy are very small and the actual cause of leah's death - drinking too much water - could be partly blamed on an official drugs policy which concentrated on "just say no" scare tactics rather than giving accurate information about the risks involved

i feel, with the photo already having been used widely in the media to make a particular point, it is a legitimate target for criticism and parody. it's a tragedy that she died of course, and i'm not attacking her, her friends or family. i hope that they are not offended by my picture, but i accept that they may be. i'm not claiming it's some wonderful work of art or satire - it's pretty sloppily-made, the events were a long time ago and my points have been made a hundred times before - but i think it's fair criticism, given the way her death was turned into an event at the time, and i stand by it
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:18, archived)

Believe me
If you're looking for good taste, b3ta is not the site for you.
(rogerzilla, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:04, archived)

A 'Club UK' water bottle
for added chronological authenticity! I used to go there.
(bustab, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:01, archived)