I love it.
Don't see what all the jibber-jabber was about.

1 pill my arse. I've been taking anything from 1 to 6 most weekends for 20 years. I've felt a bit rough some mornings but never had the indecency to embarrass my parents and die in a club.

( and for some reason when I've had a bit too much my piles flare up, but that's between you and me and my dog )


edit:/ half the pictures won't show up so I'm buggering off for a spliff and some cognac. I might be back. I might be battered by the wife, Who knows, it's the wheel of misfortune!


( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:21, archived)

presumably because you've never drunk toxic quantities of water while doing so

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:27, archived)

perhaps it was just toxic water

eh? no-one thought of that did they?
( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:28, archived)

perhaps it was an angry vengeful bottle with bitey teefs and venom.


eh? no-one thought of that did they?
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:48, archived)

apart from you? almost definitely not

( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 23:14, archived)

No never. I'm
an old fashioned guy and stick to large quantities of beer. OK I admit to a couple of heart murmors in the late 80's but I'd done 5 ounces of coke that weekend plus the disco biscuits, it was 10 am and I was on the nest. At vinegar stroke I thought I'd popped my clogs and needed a stay in the infirmary but I was pushing it a bit.

I was a bit of a pussy last time at the Palais and drank Vodka Ice with my little pink stars.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:31, archived)

140g of charlie in one weekend? Sure it wasn't icing sugar?
(Fixx, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 23:03, archived)

erm, this.
I've never done coke (or any other illegal drug) but that sounds like a lot of coke. Bloody hell your nose must have been sore.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 1 May 2007, 0:53, archived)

I'm sure he means 5 grams.
£45 a gram, 140g is much money.
(Nam_Rood, Tue 1 May 2007, 1:56, archived)

Considering
Coke makes you think you are a hero, and everyone else thinks you are Mark Lamarr, I'd give it a miss and wank a dog to death instead.
(Prince of Prance, Tue 1 May 2007, 23:48, archived)

not showing for me either

you've broken teh internets etc
( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:28, archived)

spliff + cognac =
splognac
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:32, archived)

:)

( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)

haha I hope it ends up sounding like that.

/bitter from being ill all day blog

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)

oh dear :(
*huggles and gives health-improving medicines*
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)

Yay!
Thankyou :D

*perks up*
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)

bet you feel like dancin' now, don't ya?
and maybe a drink of water
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)

Do I?!

How big is this bottle of water again?
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:54, archived)