Sweary Top Trumps...
...ready to cut out and play. Was gonna do complete set but couldn't be arsed didn't have time.

NSFW !

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From the New Top Trumps challenge. See all 209 entries (closed)

( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 May 2007, 23:33, archived)

Cor blimey.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 May 2007, 23:34, archived)

Needs more salt?

( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 May 2007, 23:36, archived)

Violated by many clowns?

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 9 May 2007, 23:35, archived)

Very good!
NSFW tho eh?
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 9 May 2007, 23:35, archived)

i disagree with you
"cock off" is a perfectly acceptible phrase
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Wed 9 May 2007, 23:36, archived)

It's open to debate...

( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 May 2007, 23:38, archived)

Coobeastie is right
it is an acceptable phrase, I use it all the time.
( Aenesis, Wed 9 May 2007, 23:39, archived)

Nah. The only time I heard it was...
...when my mate called his dog 'Cock' and he wanted him off the furniture.
( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 May 2007, 23:42, archived)

I also enjoy the word "cockmongerer"

( Aenesis, Wed 9 May 2007, 23:46, archived)

Hmmmm....
Ease of Use.........2
Succinctness........4
Preface 'Off'.......1
Supersede 'You'.....10
Female Abhorration..8
Creativity..........9
( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 May 2007, 23:51, archived)