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( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:13, archived)

your style (well, your shared clone-style)
really suits these compo entries, i think
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:15, archived)

That goddamn purple bastard!

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:16, archived)

*Shakes fist*

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:24, archived)

The middle one is my real surname!!!!

( Aenesis, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:17, archived)

*bzzzz* we have him sir!

( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:19, archived)

*hides*

( Aenesis, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:19, archived)

Roger that, I have him on radar.
Going in.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:22, archived)

The first one is my real middle name!!!!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:24, archived)

*bzzz* this guys got nothing we want. whoever this guy is

( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:24, archived)

These are not the grape-name-people we are looking for.

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:27, archived)

Is this fact? Is it....
*Calls fact police*
( Aenesis, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:25, archived)

*riiiiing* *pickup* hello? Fact Police here

( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:25, archived)

Hello? HELLO????

damn prank callers
( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Thu 10 May 2007, 1:01, archived)

remember to stitch him up afterwards corporal
i wanna break him in again when you've finished.
( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:24, archived)

are you trying to tell us
not to make you angry.
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:19, archived)

No, just a pointless fact.

( Aenesis, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:21, archived)

absolutely super-mega-brilliant to the max!
*clicks*
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:20, archived)

Ta!

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:23, archived)