Shit - I always get dealt this one


Yo Mofo - clizzle for the bizzle (48KB)

From the New Top Trumps challenge. See all 209 entries (closed)

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

LOL
needs more "Caps popped in ass"
( TomD Howdy!, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

word to your mother
and the word is "potato"
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

word to your moms
we came to drop bombs
i got more ryhmes than a bottle's got songs
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

and just like the prodigal son
i return
( mictoboy, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

anyone stepping on me
ya get bummed
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:00, archived)

cos i got lyrics
and you aint got none

if you bring the bottle
i got tha shotgun
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

BUIMMED!
I SAID BUM!
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

something something to the death
something something your last breath
( mictoboy, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

but if you do your a fool
coz I duel to the death,
trying to step to me,
you take your last breath,
I got the skills
come get your fill
coz when I shoot the gift
I shoot to kill!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

that^^

( mictoboy, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

god i hate this tune

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:08, archived)

then you are a mong
it is ace
( mictoboy, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

no
it's shite
and i've heard it a million times
hence how i know the lyrics
it has nothing to do with me liking it
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

I'm the cream of the crop
I rise to the top,
I never eat a pig
because a pig is a cop
or better yet a terminator
like Arnold Swartzeneger
tryina play me out like
as if my name was sega
but I aint going out like no punk bitch
get used to one style yo and I might switch
it up up and around
then bust bust it down
put out your neck head
and yo you'll wake up in the dawn of the deck dead
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

'dead' and 'the'

( mictoboy, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

Hahahaha!
He's pretty fly for a white guy.
( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

haha
ace!
the topest trump...

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

eugh!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:56, archived)

Colon-tastic!

( Mstandot, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

Sgt Colon-tastic!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

poor chap
clearly he's shit himself

entirely
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

hahaha
I like this a lot.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:56, archived)

ta
It's taken me all morning - luckily boss isn't here.

I must do some work now - its nearly lunchtime!
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:03, archived)