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[challenge entry] Another compo entry featuring more poor punnage.



249kb version, with no loss of quality, courtesy of Plentyofants.

From the New Top Trumps challenge. See all 209 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Willo the Wisp?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Fillo the Fisp
made of very fine pastry! ... and Mavis Suet,
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Mmmm!
Filo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# y'alright scrubber
where've you been and how are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Away
and a bit poo

I'm just orf for a liquid lunch - deek yer scone!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# my poor special guy
enjoy your bevy, enhace the experience with pork scratchings or scampi fries.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Heh heh
Filo is evil. Give me puff pastry any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# filo is ace when making baklava

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# baklava is good
I enjoy eating it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# how is a gif so small 170k?
is it made of dwarf star alloy?

might I suggest a few less frames?

/edit fuckit, just add spong
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# It's the subliminal messages in between
kill
kill
kill
kill
kill
(I helped save b3ta! Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I know where I screwed up.
I IS LEARND.

Hence the apology.

*Edit* And it wasn't the number of frames, it was the quality of the said frames that upped the size.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# it's quite nicely done actually
if you like, here's a version with a few optimisation compromises (128 col, no dithering, a bit of lossiness) that brings it under budget but seeable

edit: glad you found it useful. there is some loss of quality in mine, mind you...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
I am but a noob fumbling around the menus in the dark. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# you went for subtlety where others would have written 'parp'
and that is to be commended..
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# fumbling eh?
*strokes chin*
*cries because he doesn't have a beard any more*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# So why did you shave?
Surely regrowing would not be that hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Copious vomit
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *is reminded of "the twits"*

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# shaved for medical reasons
I will not be too much of a problem growing it again... but I don't like the middle bit where I look like I'm trying to get Wham back together.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *rolls up jacket sleves*
*clicks fingers on alternate sides of his body in time to the music while he struts like a moron*

wake me up - before you go go...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I have a beard that is currently reaching
'Blessed' proportions. I am under orders to shave it off before she gets home at the weekend. I'm not sure I can live without my soupcatcher so i am consulting a lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Get a new woman.
Keep the beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# This is what the lawyer is for
I already divorced her once. It might clean me out for good if I do it a second time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Get a fit lawyer
who's willing to do 'extras'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# He made a smell!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! the holly and the ivv, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Sorry to TJ...
but I just saw the frontpage.
Is B3ta so desperate to offend that they'll even post images with the wrong name on?

Or is that their get out clause, in case someone does try to sue they can say ha-ha, no this is a fictional missing child
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# what Am I missing here?

(I helped save b3ta! freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# blimey! It's gone!
there was a Top Trump of the girl that has gone missing in Portugal, but they'd got her name wrong calling her Kate instead of Madeliene
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# It's gone!
:O
(Sticky Label, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# clearly mr toast has great power here

(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# My shock was so great it blew it clean off the front!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# haha
can your powers of shock be used in reverse to blow some of mine on there? :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Or turned inside out
we could use him as a hoover :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I'll do my best
post your worst!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# i'm not sinking to the lower depths of punnage :D

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# whatnow?

(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I noticed that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# qui?

(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# huh?

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# eh?
also hullo you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# hello missy
how's things in the world of Cw?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Buuuuuuuuuuuuusy
:D

Has back fully healed now?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# yes thanks
until thenext time at least :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast sorted on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:19, archived)