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From the New Top Trumps challenge. See all 209 entries (closed)

(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

I like how you think
I like how you think

mediocre
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

indeed
these new top trumps are rubbish compared to the originals.
And the Star Wars ones make no sense.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

my kids have loads of them
and indeed - they make very little sense

not like the cold war era military machine trumps of the 70s!

and racing cars!

and monster machines!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

Star Wars makes no sense shocker!!!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

the categories are
Age, height, force, fighting, "humility" and appearances.

And they're not all scored out of 100 from what I could tell.

It makes a mockery of the classic Horror packs!
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

i have crap trumps
they are far better.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

followthrough?

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

pebbledash?

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

lumpytrumps?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

my trumps my trumps
my lovely lady trumps
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

my lovely trouser lumps
*sniffs*
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

checkitooout!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

makes no sense is rubbish poo-poo
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

yay
I got your book the other day, may need to buy another for a friend
(pdjpdj, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

I didn't get it yet, although I ordered it the minute it was announced
I now have to order it again for a higher price :(
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

quick while the dollar is still shite

(pdjpdj, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

I'm still waiting for my copy too.

( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

I ordered it about three weeks ago
I think they just cocked up somehow

or me
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

noice
i think i'll use this thread to admit that i have 13 sets of the new top trumps and am constantly on the lookout for more (really want the star wars vehicles set)
btw, i'm 20 and my only excuse is that i had to play with my brothers' when i was growing up because they'd stopped making them, and now i'm a student so i can claim irony
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

Pfft!
Irony: the last refuge of the inner child.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

mmm...irony to shield myself from embarassment
"I don't enjoy watching Pokemon/Krypton Factor/Crystal Maze/Trumpton/Dr. Who/Bad Movie Considered Hip to Like. It's for the irony"

Now I embrace my rubbish taste in television with open arms
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

i have no shame
so i don't really care, and they're openly on display in my bedrooms across the country
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

Embrace the irony!
Crystal Maze ruled/rules/will rule. Best. Gameshow. Ever.
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

What about the
Japanese Gladiator-style obstacle course gameshow? "Ninja" or something.

That's managed to supercede my love for bald men running round with teams of hapless yuppies trying to win "a bike trip to the midlands".
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

Takeshi's Castle?
it doesn't seem to be on Challenge or FTn anymore!!
:( cries
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

I fricken love that

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

It's one step up from Takeshi's Castle
Imagine Prince of Persia in real life but with less saw/spiked pole death. There's a show floating around on teh internetz right now that shows the first person to ever win it.

The final round is a 30sec limit to climb 100ft up a free-hanging rope
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

i must see this
when and where!?!?!?
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

that is ace

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

Found the link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkBkZpK-fYQ

It's Ninja Warrior.
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

who knows how far the rabbit hole goes....

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

marvel trumps ftw!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

^This

( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

Haha!
Houpla
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

i have all three LOTR ones in a special box set that someone got me for christmas.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

shusshh.
Think you got away with that admission.
(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

My admission?
I have never played Top Trumps
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

me niether

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

I've never even seen inside the packet
Although I think I want to
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

no, no you dont.

(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

Countdown to Goatse photoshop
of a man pulling open a packet of Trump cards: initiated.
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

and now you can't pay to get rid of them

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

I liked them

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

hahahahaha

(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

chortles!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

I've done this already
but dagnabbit the images are sitting on my hard drive at home
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:53, archived)