Top Trumps Deities - repost from October


The game does drag on a bit...

From the New Top Trumps challenge. See all 209 entries (closed)

(salvadorevincent says buy my book: www.vennthattune.com, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

this for the win
it was good then and is still the best now
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

repost thread!

( mictoboy, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

HAHAHAHA
just got that :)
( St3cks, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

but but but
it wasn't jack sprat!!
it was the knave of hearts!!!
(jack sprat could eat no meat, his wife could eat no lean, she died malnourished and he re-married a photographer /jasper fforde blog)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:55, archived)

tbh
i didn't even look at the answers when i made it
plus i don't think the correct answer is even on there
( mictoboy, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

it's ok
it works
( St3cks, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

it's not
but it doesn't spoil the animation, just thought i'd point it out ;)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

That's great,
although I'd put them all at zero,

given their complete non-existence and all.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

they do exist
how else could there be pictures of them?
(obviously muhammed doesn't though)
( mictoboy, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

Yes.
There is only one true God, and it is called 'Frp'. It lives in a teapot in a garden shed in Kettering and is responsible for the materialisation of half-chewed fish heads in bin bags from households that don't eat fish.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

That's a good point
There should also be a card for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

Noodliness - 100

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

Appendages - infinite

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

I like this very muchie
*clicks*
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

If you like Top Trumps, you should come to me. I've got about five different sets. Don't try to beat me at Monster Trucks, though, 'cos you won't. My speciality.
I would know what cards you've got immediately just through what cards I've got. I used to play it by myself, with a dummy hand just testing out every different scenario
of which cards would beat which other cards for hours, sometimes three or four at a time. But put in the work, the rewards are obvious. So I'd know exactly what card
you've got in your hand from what cards I've got and I would know, probability wise, exactly what feature to pick on my card to defeat, statistically, any card that you
could have in your hand at that precise moment.

You will never win.

Could still be fun, though.
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

Dammit
what's that from?
( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

The Orifice
:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

Ah, I remember now
Ta.
( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:55, archived)

the office

( mictoboy, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:55, archived)

Cheers
I recognised it but couldn't quite picture which dickhead was saying it in which programme/film.
( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

Haha
*puts your stapler in a jelly*
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

*jelly-phobic*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:55, archived)

...again.

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

'tis the good
needs additional blank card for the atheist vote
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

That's the one
With Richard Dawkins on.
( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

ah, well he still gets 100 on the smiting then
or at least the earthly equivalent, 'being quite irate at times'
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

And an all-one one deity overview card
for the agnostics.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

Great stuff
Though I don't know what Buddha is doing in there :)

I'd buy a pack dedicated to the Hindu gods...
( Stilton Cheesewright, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

What?
No piccy of Mohammed?
(clut, Thu 10 May 2007, 23:33, archived)