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( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

CHEESE!!!!
ftw!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

Couldn't agree more
Cheese is a king amongst toast toppings
( Stilton Cheesewright, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

cheese and strawberry jam together!
cheese and marmite together!
cheese and onion together!
cheese and mushroom together!
cheese and fish fingers together!
cheese and chilli peppers together!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

cheese and ANYTHING!!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

except ham
the devil's toat
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

*would ignore, but can't*
damn.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

that is the most beautiful thing I have seen today
*cries geniune tears (not cheap plasticy emo ones)*

:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

crumble is what?
*drools*
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

Bed-bits!

( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

Honey and nut scoring higher than cheese?
Are you completely deranged?
( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

^

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

cheese and pepperoni FTW

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

that sounds niiiiiiiiiice
I'm gonna have that when I get home :D
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

Our grill is rubbish
I might experiment with turning the toaster on its side though.
( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

our grill has 5 settings
1: cold
2: cold
3: cold
4: cold
5: Flaming hot
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

Ours is one of those dreadful ones
which is just the top bit of the oven and not separate at all.
( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

Jamie Oliver did that on his show once
and apparently came under a load of flak from health and safety bods about the fact that it can set your toaster on fire or something.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

Bonus!
I'll make sure I'm wearing my safety boots.
( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

Yum!

( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

Mmmm toast
I had a rather nice minced-beef-and-pasta-sauce toast sandwich earlier. Yummy.
( Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

Where is Marmite?
And marmalade?
And Nutella, that doyen of crud?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:47, archived)